ideal woman essentials:
-must look pretty(in the eye of the beholder)
-be able to resist shopping urges
-not have more than 4 pair of shoes
-be a good cook
-like sex(also in the morning!)
-not bother me with what her one friend said about her other friend or what she was wearing or which celebrity did god knows what according to the latest gossip etc..
-be able to change a lightbulb
-be able to share our house with a few spiders and an occasional mouse without freaking out
-prefer mountains over beaches
-not have/want kids
-chess playing skills (I prefer better than me so she can teach me something)
-no nagging!
-accept the fact I need to be alone at times
-have a sense of humor
Now tell me,where is she hiding?
don't forget item 2:
"2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift."
(edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_%28disambiguation%29 )
Originally posted by zeeblebotcant i get home later than him!
don't forget item 2:
"2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift."
(edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_%28disambiguation%29 )
maybe he should do the above?
and as for the gay.....hes gone!