Originally posted by VargAlthough some of the more perverted will settle for a maid in the bedroom.
I remember a few years ago, Jerry Hall famously said that men want a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.
Shortly after this I read a letter in the magazine Viz, where someone pointed out that this was a typical female response. In reality men want a whore in the living room, a whore in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. If they can rustle up a cheese toastie and tidy up every now and then it's a bonus!