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What Nationality is Jesus?

What Nationality is Jesus?

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I once heard he was actually Asian, and his name is Jesus Hong, he doesn't know where the hell "christ" came from.

Thus being said

I personally think he is Italaian but thats only because I want pizza in heaven.

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feckin' 'ell

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Grampy Bobby
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Christ, in his glorified post-resurrection body, prepared fish over an open fire by the seashore and partook of the meal

with his disciples... and also enjoyed the Last Supper with them in the upper room prior to his ascension and session.

May well be food upstairs, though that along with a host of other aspects of the eternal state have not been revealed.

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Jesus is a Mexican.

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If Theres Hell Below

We're All Gonna Go!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
...May well be food upstairs, though that along with a host of other aspects of the eternal state have not been revealed.
like the eternal crapper I suppose.

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Grammar dyslexic

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You been there? No! No speculations please, you have no clue.

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Jesus is a Jew, that's why nobody liked him.

duecer
anybody seen my

underpants??

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Jesus is a Mexican.
he borrowed my weed wacker, and I havn't seen him since๐Ÿ˜•

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Kara Thrace &

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Jesus is a Palestinian.

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hes not asian hes jewish

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yes, he was actually jewish people.. and youd all be if it wasnt for him!!!!! thank god (literally!) ๐Ÿ˜‰
ok, too much fun im not going to get carried away.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
and also enjoyed the Last Supper with them in the upper room...
For the Jewish Passover Seder, celebration of deliverance is in order. For the Christian tradition of the Last Supper "enjoyed" just can't be the right verb there.

For those of other traditions, the timeline: Last Supper (Passover Seder)...Crucifixion....Resurrection....Post-resurrection appearance(s)...Ascension.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
For the Jewish Passover Seder, celebration of deliverance is in order. For the Christian tradition of the Last Supper "enjoyed" just can't be the right verb there.

For those of other traditions, the timeline: Last Supper (Passover Seder)...Crucifixion....Resurrection....Post-resurrection appearance(s)...Ascension.
Stand corrected... not The Last Supper but when he appeared to them in the Upper Room following his resurrection

(gaining entrance through the locked door, which his glorified body travelled through, and having Thomas thrust his

hand into the spear wound) was in mind. Verb to signify the near completion of his propitiatory mission and victory.

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