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What organ would you grow if you could?

What organ would you grow if you could?

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A liver to help process all the booze. My first one must be about shot.


@ponderable said
Inspired by Thread 193350, I saw that we were advised to grow new organs. As yet it is impossible "just to grow" some.

Additional eyes in the back of the head would be a nice addition.
if i had the opportunity and ability i would not grow a single organ
i would grow an entire clone
and not of myself, i am flawed in ways not advantageous to normal humans and would not desire to replicate the idiosyncrasies
and
i would not grow a single clone of the selected human
a platoon, or a battalion (using military terms)
a committee, or an organization
a brogathering of bodacious bohemian bodhisattva behemoths
preaching naught but peace

sweet imagination


Alternatively I would grow a Vox Continental combo organ.
That's the one used by Ray Manczarek from 'The Doors' in such classics as 'Riders on the storm,' 'Light my fire' and many others.

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@the-gravedigger said
Alternatively I would grow a Vox Continental combo organ.
That's the one used by Ray Manczarek from 'The Doors' in such classics as 'Riders on the storm,' 'Light my fire' and many others.
Never thought of that one. Great idea!

You plan to go into performing or just using it as a party gag?

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@ponderable said
Never thought of that one. Great idea!

You plan to go into performing or just using it as a party gag?
Party gag but I might try and find someone who could really play.


Are eyes organs?

I need new ones.

New lungs too 🤔


Just put me down for a new everything.

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I got to you, didn't I?

I'm in Ponderable's camp.
I find you hilarious.

I don't know about everyone else, but you'd make a great Mod. I voted for you.

The resultant comedy would be priceless.


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Your desperation's showing too much.
More rehearsal required before going on stage.
Improv doesn't suit you.

Maybe review some of the classics, I dunno, like Lenny Bruce: But you're more of a Chubby Brown, aren't you?




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Is that the equivalent of "I'm going to get my Dad on you"?

Hahaha...too funny!

What would these forums be without you?
Keep up the great work. It's inspiring!

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