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Inspired by the thought of weird Portugese men with fish bits in their mustaches slurring their words at me on Dundas St.
Here's one that literally makes me cringe every single day:
When I need to go to the bathroom at work (number 2) and I sit on a toilet seat that's freshly warm. UGH. I want to vomit just thinking of it now. Nearly every other day I get up and move to a different stall to find a comforting stone cold toilet seat that's been free from ass for at least an hour.
Originally posted by darvlayThe mental image of your post.
Inspired by the thought of weird Portugese men with fish bits in their mustaches slurring their words at me on Dundas St.
Here's one that literally makes me cringe every single day:
When I need to go to the bathroom at work (number 2) and I sit on a toilet seat that's freshly warm. UGH. I want to vomit just thinking off it now. Nearly every other da ...[text shortened]... l to find a comforting stone cold toilet seat that's been free from ass for at least an hour.
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Originally posted by darvlayI was helping a collegue out with some work on his p.c today.
Even hot seats on the subway/streetcar. You know some smelly lard-ass was on there for an hour farting out their morning fibre. EW.
When i went to use his mouse it was all sweety and slimey and don't even get me started on his phone.
I can still smell it on my hands 8 hours later ðŸ˜
Originally posted by darvlayWhy not touch the seats with you hands first to see if warm?
Inspired by the thought of weird Portugese men with fish bits in their mustaches slurring their words at me on Dundas St.
Here's one that literally makes me cringe every single day:
When I need to go to the bathroom at work (number 2) and I sit on a toilet seat that's freshly warm. UGH. I want to vomit just thinking of it now. Nearly every other day ...[text shortened]... l to find a comforting stone cold toilet seat that's been free from ass for at least an hour.
Would save you pulling your drawers up and down so much.
😉
Originally posted by darvlayAlong the same lines, when I have to sit at someone's desk and do something on their computer and the mouse is all hot and maybe slightly damp.
Even hot seats on the subway/streetcar. You know some smelly lard-ass was on there for an hour farting out their morning fibre. EW.
I run into my office when I'm done and use the hand sanitizer.
Originally posted by millermanThat's what I'm talking about!
I was helping a collegue out with some work on his p.c today.
When i went to use his mouse it was all sweety and slimey and don't even get me started on his phone.
I can still smell it on my hands 8 hours later ðŸ˜
In high school. a friend of mine wanted me to listen to something on his walkman so he handed me his earphones which were covered in ear wax. I said, "Uh, no thanks." to which he replied all threatening-like "Just put them on, motherbleeper." I was caught off guard and I just kinda grabbed them and put them on. I don't know, maybe me putting them on validated his apparent aversion to cleaning his ears?
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Originally posted by adramforallI've thought of that and have even done it, but I've made a couple judgment calls with my hands that I've been unhappy about. So now I just bite the bullet and test it "au natural". Saves me from rubbing the seat with my hand like a genie's lamp to get an accurate read.
Why not touch the seats with you hands first to see if warm?
Would save you pulling your drawers up and down so much.
😉
Originally posted by darvlayI spend so much time wrapping them up in toilet paper they're always cold when I sit down. (not that I feel anything under such a thick layer of toilet paper)
I've thought of that and have even done it, but I've made a couple judgment calls with my hands that I've been unhappy about. So now I just bite the bullet and test it "au natural". Saves me from rubbing the seat with my hand like a genie's lamp to get an accurate read.
