Originally posted by darvlayA guy I used to work with constantly smelt like a cat litter box you'd poured beer and cigarette butts into. Thankfully, he was ultimately fired due to a serious personality problem.
Inspired by the thought of weird Portugese men with fish bits in their mustaches slurring their words at me on Dundas St.
Here's one that literally makes me cringe every single day:
When I need to go to the bathroom at work (number 2) and I sit on a toilet seat that's freshly warm. UGH. I want to vomit just thinking of it now. Nearly every other day ...[text shortened]... l to find a comforting stone cold toilet seat that's been free from ass for at least an hour.
After he left one of my fellow associates hid a jacket the stinky guy had left behind in my office and shut the door over a weekend. I could figure out where the stench was coming from and I ultimately had to pull all the drawers out of a filing cabinet to find the offending turd jacket. A pair of pliers and a chemical glove was used to dispose of it.
Even post removal of this disgusting article my office smelt like cat piss for weeks. I just don't know how the drunken, chain smoking, cat litter eater could stand to be around himself.