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Originally posted by tmetzler
Back when I was a lowly office worker, I worked on the IT floor which as you can imagine was staffed with almost nothing but men. The bathroom got disgusting quickly.

So when I had to go #2 I'd take the fire escape down 3 floors to the floor that was comprised of 90% women. The men's bathroom on that floor was relatively unused and were always nice, clean and cold. I suggest you look into any possible alternative rest stations.
I teach in a school with about 30 women, and 2 men (me and another teacher). There is NO mens room here. I have the option of using either the little boys room or the womens room. Its either my students smell what I leave them or my female co-workers smell what I leave them. I usually go with the womens room. Its well kept, never any drops on the seat, and they have spray. However, the women get mad we use their women's room. Screw them, its like my only choice, I think I'm going to stop spraying, take that bathroom hogging chicks of the world

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I usually go with the womens room. Its well kept, never any drops on the seat, and they have spray. n
Back when I was a lowly janitor at a crafts store patronized primarily by old women I used to have to clean the restrooms.

I can assure, once they surpass 55+ years in age, their bathrooms cease being well kept and not leaving drops on the seat. Can you say "WHAT THE HELL EXPLODED OUT OF SOMEBODIES A** IN HERE!!!!"

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Originally posted by wucky3
when someone blows their nose or coughs and you can hear the phlegm whilst your eating eeeeewwwww!
Went to this home the other day and this guy who hasn't had a bath in about three years, hawks up a luggy in his hand, then takes his cigarette and puts it out in the luggy, and then throws it across the room.

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Originally posted by tmetzler
Back when I was a lowly [b]janitor at a crafts store patronized primarily by old women I used to have to clean the restrooms.

I can assure, once they surpass 55+ years in age, their bathrooms cease being well kept and not leaving drops on the seat. Can you say "WHAT THE HELL EXPLODED OUT OF SOMEBODIES A** IN HERE!!!!"[/b]
I had the experience one time when I was at a hotel and went to visit the restroom which was quite large, like with maybe ten stalls. Because I like my space, I go to the one on the very end. I'm the only one in this restroom. How can I say this politely? I was in a lot of pain. Anyway I had been in there a while and these two guys walk in and one of them says, "Wheweee! Damn, who died in here!" Then they realized I was still in there and they said, "Man, let's get out of here!"

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When someone uses the sybian and doesn't wipe it off.

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When some little kid is gesturing freekishly at me. (Morris!)

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Originally posted by rbmorris
When someone uses the sybian and doesn't wipe it off.
Is you gonna get your wife one for Christmas? I'm afraid that it will do one of two things. She'll either see it as the greatest gift in the world or she will see it as your replacement.

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Originally posted by mlprior
When some little kid is gesturing freekishly at me. (Morris!)

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I like to imagine he's playing Nok Hockey...or shaving his head. Hair is so '90's.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Is you gonna get your wife one for Christmas? I'm afraid that it will do one of two things. She'll either see it as the greatest gift in the world or she will see it as your replacement.
Yeah, on one hand, I like the idea. On the other hand, I'm a little threatened by it. 😳

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Went to this home the other day and this guy who hasn't had a bath in about three years, hawks up a luggy in his hand, then takes his cigarette and puts it out in the luggy, and then throws it across the room.
nooooo...gross or what. how did you react? i would've heaved

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Originally posted by wucky3
nooooo...gross or what. how did you react? i would've heaved
I had to have a "come to Jesus" talk with him. The place is so nasty. He was cooking some biscuits in the oven and when he closed the door, roaches were just streaming out of all four elements on top. He never flushes the toilet. His mom who is bed-ridden has tobacco juice all in the bed. There are flies, flease, and maggots in her room. I told him that he had to clean this $hit up or I was calling protective services to take his mother to a nursing home. He told me it was my job to clean it up. He is one of these classic guys you hear about in parts of Appalacia that has never gotten an education or been socialized and he can't read or write, but he literally knows hundreds of ballads that he can play on his guitar.

Anyway his sister came over to clean it up. I took him two cans of roach spray. I tried to get on his 4 year old level and make it like a game for him to go around spraying roaches. Some people have Playstation or X-Box, and some just kill roaches.

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Originally posted by cadwah
People who order beer and then don't drink it all.

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Rotten scumbags. 🙂
It's almost sacreligious to find half full glasses of beer after a party. The only way I forgive it is if someone has passed out next to it! 🙂

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I was sitting on the toilet in a big Japanese office when a few guys came in having just finished a meeting. The guy in the cubicle next cubilce let rip with, not one but THREE, immense farts of great power and duration - any one of which would have left me an empty husk of skin flopped over the toilet.

Far from being disgusted, I was so in awe I opened my door to peek at who it was when he came out so I could congratulate him later.

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The things young children used to do in swimming pools.