Originally posted by greenpawn34I didn't know my first name before I went to 1st grade. it was simply never used. the teach tried to tell me my real name, and I was having none of it. like who does that old bat think she is, claiming a ridiculous thing like that?? so naturally I didn't believe it until I got home and mom told me it was in fact all true.
When I enrolled my daughter (Kelly) at her first nursery on the spur
of the moment I convinced the staff her name was Banana Chandler.
They did not take much convincing. I looked liked a parent who
would be daft enough to call their child Banana.
They called her Banana for the whole of the first day till my wife picked
her up from the nursery l ...[text shortened]...
"All the other mums were looking at me, the woman who named her
child Banana Chandler." 🙂
wasn't banana though.
Originally posted by wormwoodYou can't leave us hanging like that! What was the name? If not banana, something more objectionable?
I didn't know my first name before I went to 1st grade. it was simply never used. the teach tried to tell me my real name, and I was having none of it. like who does that old bat think she is, claiming a ridiculous thing like that?? so naturally I didn't believe it until I got home and mom told me it was in fact all true.
wasn't banana though.
Originally posted by Very RustyA wormwood monkey would be too frightening even for me! I've seen some of the ugliest names in my line of work. Names like Chocolatia, La Trasha, Eurlalia, Syphilithia, Gonorrhae, SilverNitrite, Felon, Fecalia, and twins onobono, and tuobono.
😀 Or one of the other monkeys.
Originally posted by scacchipazzoMonkeys aren't so bad, except for liking to throw their feces at everyone. Even then I am sure I would bend over in laughter seeing some of the posters here struck by the monkey poo. 😉
A wormwood monkey would be too frightening even for me! I've seen some of the ugliest names in my line of work. Names like Chocolatia, La Trasha, Eurlalia, Syphilithia, Gonorrhae, SilverNitrite, Felon, Fecalia, and twins onobono, and tuobono.
Originally posted by wormwoodYour parents never used it because you have a girl's name, dude.
I didn't know my first name before I went to 1st grade. it was simply never used. the teach tried to tell me my real name, and I was having none of it. like who does that old bat think she is, claiming a ridiculous thing like that?? so naturally I didn't believe it until I got home and mom told me it was in fact all true.
wasn't banana though.