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What's the strangest thing you've ever stolen...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
while drunk off your ass?

I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
Years back i stole a platic hand puppet of Godzilla from a KFC that was having a movie promotion, whilst rotten drunk.
What can i say.......... It made a roar.
I still have it and LMAO every time i see it.

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I stole the virginity of a centenarian nun while she was asleep. It's not like she was doing anything with it.

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Originally posted by SJ247
A soap dispenser from a public bathroom wall. But I was maybe 17 at the time. Aren't you like 40? 😛
As long as the highschool girls stay the same age I'm in good shape. Plus, you're one to talk, what 3 or 4 mokoesque kids, desk job, out of shape and busted down... for some reason a shrivelled up hot dog spinning down a dried up, cavernous hallway springs to mind.

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Sadly, I'm an utterly conventional thief.

Oh wait. I did steal some plastic chandelier attachments from an arms dealer's pied-a-terre once. Then there was the obligatory plastic Jesus.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
... for some reason a shrivelled up hot dog spinning down a dried up, cavernous hallway springs to mind.
It's the spinning that makes me laugh. Is there something you can do that noone else can?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
Are you sure its a grouper?

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2008/jan/04/fake-grouper-could-be-hake-as-phony-fish-flood/

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
I didn't care much for the racism inherent in that miniature system of apartheid, and so I helped myself to ALL of those signs. 😵
Haha.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
what 3 or 4 mokoesque kids, desk job, out of shape and busted down...
No, but you've precisely nailed the picture on my wall of hope.

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Originally posted by SJ247
No, but you've precisely nailed the picture on my wall of hope.
How would that wall look with a stuffed grouper?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
How would that wall look with a stuffed grouper?
A little fishy.

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Originally posted by SJ247
A little fishy.
A little more or less tasty?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
A little more or less tasty?
Less, I shy away from eating things with eyeballs or smiles these days.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Less, I shy away from eating things with eyeballs or smiles these days.
How about if I promise to frown?

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
How about if I promise to frown?
Impossible.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Impossible.
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