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What's the strangest thing you've ever stolen...

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I used to go to house parties with my 'shopping list' and would look around for various household items that were needed.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
while drunk off your ass?

I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
A 12ft wide canvas banner for a local beer festival.

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someones soul

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give it back😠😠

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Originally posted by duecer
give it back😠😠
Oh, Ive been trying to give it back ever since😛

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
while drunk off your ass?

I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
A soap dispenser from a public bathroom wall. But I was maybe 17 at the time. Aren't you like 40? 😛

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A New York Times newspaper dispensing machine.

Like one of these: http://tinyurl.com/687om7

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I stole many, many things from rival fraternity houses. The strangest would no doubt have to be a toilet, used for many years as a trophy for winning the frat league football chamionship. But, none the less, still a toilet.
I also stole my locker from my old high school the night before they knocked it down to build the ugly new one.

It was great, bunch of drunk guys breaking in with a bunch of tools to take the lockers apart and take them out nicely. That plan didn't last long, we just ripped them out of the wall 😛

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A New York Times newspaper dispensing machine.

Like one of these: http://tinyurl.com/687om7
LMAO, just sorta tucked it under the coat, did ya?

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Originally posted by SJ247
LMAO, just sorta tucked it under the coat, did ya?
My college roommate helped me carry it through the snow back to our apt.

I sort of miss it.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
My college roommate helped me carry it through the snow back to our apt.

I sort of miss it.
Maybe the wife could be convinced to help you with a new one.

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Nobody told me you're supposed to steal things when you're drunk! I'm always the last to know. 😞

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Originally posted by SJ247
Maybe the wife could be convinced to help you with a new one.
That seems unlikely.

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A couple of my high school drinking buddies and I would steal highway signs. We had quite a collection of them. The strangest was from Mt. Adams. The Forest Service had a bizarre policy at the time, reserving huckleberries on one side of the road exclusively for native Americans. I didn't care much for the racism inherent in that miniature system of apartheid, and so I helped myself to ALL of those signs. 😵

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
while drunk off your ass?

I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
I stole a forum thread once whilst drunkst. 😀