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What's the strangest thing you've ever stolen...

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while drunk off your ass?

I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
Take it to the nearest student house.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
while drunk off your ass?

I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
How about simply returning it?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
while drunk off your ass?

I currently have a very large stuffed Grouper on the floor in my living room. Somehow this made its way of the wall in a beach front bar.

WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
Hide it somewhere in town, take photographs of the hiding place, leave them in the bar with a kidnapping notice.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Hide it somewhere in town, take photographs of the hiding place, leave them in the bar with a kidnapping notice.
I used to do that with baby jebus, and nativity scenes. Am I going to hell?

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I used to do that with baby jebus, and nativity scenes. Am I going to hell?
Only if God's Angels can find it!

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Originally posted by catnap642
How about simply returning it?
That's out of the question.

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I dropkicked one of those iluminatic traffic cones off on the way home from town one night and now I have my light under it and the whole cone acts as me reading light

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Try stealing a female next time... I didnt have half the struggle you did.

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Me and a couple of friends walked down the hill we lived on, and took all the traffic cones from outside the police station, they never even tried coming after us for them, what a waste of a run that was...

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Originally posted by ExpressiveOutburst
Me and a couple of friends walked down the hill we lived on, and took all the traffic cones from outside the police station, they never even tried coming after us for them, what a waste of a run that was...
WOW!!!YOU ARE SOO CRAZY!!!!

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I stole many, many things from rival fraternity houses. The strangest would no doubt have to be a toilet, used for many years as a trophy for winning the frat league football chamionship. But, none the less, still a toilet.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate


WTF am I going to do with an enormous stuffed grouper?
Good to hear you had a productive weekend.


Toilet paper. I knew I had run out at home.

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