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Why do so many of the Cults that make it into the news seem to come from Texas??


Originally posted by uzless
Why do so many of the Cults that make it into the news seem to come from Texas??
Don't forget George W. Bush.

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There can't be much to do down there...

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Also Texas gave us Ross Perot & EDS

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Originally posted by uzless
Why do so many of the Cults that make it into the news seem to come from Texas??
why are furriners so uneducated?

the cult-of-the-day came FROM utah, TO texas.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
why are furriners so uneducated?

the cult-of-the-day came FROM utah, TO texas.
Before they went to Texas, they were here in Arizona, in Colorado City.

The authorities here didn't do a damn thing about them, so I'm glad they went to Texas where they're not afraid to prosecute them.

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Don't mess with Texas.

http://www.shannonwarren.com/blognew/images/20060104-Norris.jpg

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Ah, Texas, that fantastic part of Mexico which is under temporary loan to the U.S.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ah, Texas, that fantastic part of Mexico which is under temporary loan to the U.S.
Why did they charge money for it then?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ah, Texas, that fantastic part of Mexico which is under temporary loan to the U.S.
There was a Mexican family living in Colorado some years back. While visiting Colorado, someone asked how long he'd been in Colorado. "I have always been here."

'Well, when did your family come here from Mexico'?

"America came to us".

(story told poorly from memory)

P-

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Why did they charge money for it then?
Money? What money?! I haven't received my share yet!!!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ah, Texas, that fantastic part of Mexico which is under temporary loan to the U.S.
Ah. That explains everything. 😉

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Originally posted by Palynka
Ah. That explains everything. 😉
zing! zing! zing! Zorro!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Money? What money?! I haven't received my share yet!!!

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Santa Anna spent it already. Bummer for you.

http://www.epcc.edu/nwlibrary/borderlands/18_gadsden.htm


edit: I thought it was spelled Santa Ana?

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"Only two things come from Texas".