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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Santa Anna spent it already. Bummer for you.

http://www.epcc.edu/nwlibrary/borderlands/18_gadsden.htm


edit: I thought it was spelled Santa Ana?
By far an expert on the history of Texas, but I think the money was exchanged for some other territories but Texas.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ah, Texas, that fantastic part of Mexico which is under temporary loan to the U.S.
As you, a fantastic Mexican, are on temporary loan to Norway?

If Texas belongs to Mexico then Mexico belongs to Spain.

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Originally posted by Natsia
"Only two things come from Texas".
Is one of them steers?

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Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
Is one of them steers?
beers, steers and queers?



too much work sanitizing the lyrics for robomod...

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Originally posted by Natsia
"Only two things come from Texas".
Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
Yes sir, yes sir.

I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all just a bit like me
I said right, left

Sgt. Baker here again
And if you calls me "puddin taine"
I'll stomp you down, boy
Steers and Queers
Steers and Queers where you come
from there's just steers and queers
And you ain't got no horns, boy
Yes sir, yes sir

I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all just a bit like me
I said right, left

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
As you, a fantastic Mexican, are on temporary loan to Norway?
Norway? No way!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
As you, a fantastic Mexican, are on temporary loan to Norway?

If Texas belongs to Mexico then Mexico belongs to Spain.
Only gays and outcasts go to Norway, dude.

Heavy men, heavy metal musicians and heavy drinkers come to Finland!

😏

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Don't forget George W. Bush.
I think this is the problem.

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Originally posted by Thomaster
I think this is the problem.
Well... one of them anyways...

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Originally posted by Natsia
"Only two things come from Texas".
picnicers and ***k lickers?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
As you, a fantastic Mexican, are on temporary loan to Norway?

If Texas belongs to Mexico then Mexico belongs to Spain.
and Spain belongs to the Arabs (Moors)

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Originally posted by duecer
and Spain belongs to the Arabs (Moors)
and mauritania belonged to the romans.


all roads lead to rome indeed!

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Originally posted by duecer
and Spain belongs to the Arabs (Moors)
Dudette, you would be surprised what a big portion of the world should rightfully belong to the arab world. Actually, you would crap your pants, and I mean no little faint like 9-11.

😉

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Originally posted by Seitse
Dudette, you would be surprised what a big portion of the world should rightfully belong to the arab world. Actually, you would crap your pants, and I mean no little faint like 9-11.

😉
Some of that the Arabs took over from someone else, during their spread of Islam and civilization. Busy little planet.

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Texas is cool. ZZ Top, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BH Surfers. 🙂