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I've read as much as 45 million
bone marrow
DNA
kidneys
heart
lungs
skin
why don't we gather up all the freeloaders, sell their body parts and pay everything off?


if BS was worth a nickel a pound there would be a lot of rich posters

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To me? Everything.


@great-big-stees said
To me? Everything.
I believe everyone would feel the same way!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
I believe everyone would feel the same way!

-VR
When I was younger, I thought that maybe one day, in an emergency, I could donate some body part to somebody needing it. Now at this age I'm not so sure it would be useful.


@lemondrop
VR's daughter less than a fiver. We established that years ago.

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@lemondrop said
I've read as much as 45 million
bone marrow
DNA
kidneys
heart
lungs
skin
why don't we gather up all the freeloaders, sell their body parts and pay everything off?
What do I get for my DNA, one kidney, a bit of bone marrow (to add flavour )and some thin sliced skin?


@kegge said
@lemondrop
VR's daughter less than a fiver. We established that years ago.
Wasn't that the same price your wife was charging at the time? 😛

-VR

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I have told my colleagues I enjoy working with them so much I am going to be scattered around the office when I die.
I am not getting cremated, just my body parts scattered about.

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@the-gravedigger said
I have told my colleagues I enjoy working with them so much I am going to be scattered around the office when I die.
I am not getting cremated, just my body parts scattered about.
That may stink up the place or is that your plan? 😉

-VR

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@the-gravedigger said
I have told my colleagues I enjoy working with them so much I am going to be scattered around the office when I die.
I am not getting cremated, just my body parts scattered about.
who is going to scatter them?
abuse of a corpse is illegal


@lemondrop said
who is going to scatter them?
abuse of a corpse is illegal
Fair one.
My plan needs more work.

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@the-gravedigger said
Fair one.
My plan needs more work.
Much more planning will be required, if you want to pull this off. If you have enough money it is incentive to acquire someone to handle the job for you.

-VR

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@lemondrop said
I've read as much as 45 million
bone marrow
DNA
kidneys
heart
lungs
skin
why don't we gather up all the freeloaders, sell their body parts and pay everything off?
Prizes would of course go down really fast if considerably more peple would want to seel thise parts.

The other thing is that we Need a fit, which is also not easy.


@ponderable said
Prizes would of course go down really fast if considerably more peple would want to seel thise parts.

The other thing is that we Need a fit, which is also not easy.
They wanted mine for research but I turned them down!!!

-VR

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