14 Jul 11
Originally posted by mikelomhttp://vodpod.com/watch/3708108-bbc-news-hero-catches-escalator-fall-boy-in-turkey
Here's 2 good reasons...
http://www.chinawhisper.com/hangzhou-woman-catches-falling-baby
http://news.yahoo.com/china-toddler-fell-10-stories-wakes-coma-075044560.html
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/january/8/newsid_2506000/2506665.stm
Any other reasons?
-m. 😉
14 Jul 11
Originally posted by mikelomSomehow this reminds me of Jack Handey.
Here's 2 good reasons...
http://www.chinawhisper.com/hangzhou-woman-catches-falling-baby
http://news.yahoo.com/china-toddler-fell-10-stories-wakes-coma-075044560.html
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/january/8/newsid_2506000/2506665.stm
Any other reasons?
-m. 😉
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." -- Jack Handey
15 Jul 11
Originally posted by mikelomA guy walks into a bar.
Here's 2 good reasons...
http://www.chinawhisper.com/hangzhou-woman-catches-falling-baby
http://news.yahoo.com/china-toddler-fell-10-stories-wakes-coma-075044560.html
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/january/8/newsid_2506000/2506665.stm
Any other reasons?
-m. 😉
His buddies ducked.
- Joined
- 14 Mar 04
- Moves
- 191173
16 Jul 11
Originally posted by mikelomA guy walks into a bar and says "Oh great, no women. Now I can have a beer in peace... Wait a minute."
A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?" - 😕
16 Jul 11
Originally posted by Great Big SteesMinnie Mouse walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a Mickey-Mouse please?"
A guy walks into a bar and says "Oh great, no women. Now I can have a beer in peace... Wait a minute."
Barman says, "Are you taking the piss, or has the cat got you amongst the pigeons?"
Minnie says, "No, I just wanted a pure specimine of WTF I am supposed to drink.
Once the cat's gone, after I have been expected to gurgle the cat, Mickey Ginn Mouse get's hone from this establishment, where you serve me what you are serving me now, and the fat cat expects me to swallow again. So much for your Bank recognition!
😉
-m.
18 Jul 11
Originally posted by mikelomWhat the hell does this even mean? You started losing me at sentence two and by sentence four, I was completely lost.
Minnie Mouse walks into a bar and says, "Can I have a Mickey-Mouse please?"
Barman says, "Are you taking the piss, or has the cat got you amongst the pigeons?"
Minnie says, "No, I just wanted a pure specimine of WTF I am supposed to drink.
Once the cat's gone, after I have been expected to gurgle the cat, Mickey Ginn Mouse get's hone from this estab ...[text shortened]... e fat cat expects me to swallow again. So much for your Bank recognition!
😉
-m.
It's pretty bad when I need an interpreter for someone who is supposedly speaking English!
18 Jul 11
Originally posted by SuzianneI have no idea what it means. It was in an online joke club.
What the hell does this even mean? You started losing me at sentence two and by sentence four, I was completely lost.
It's pretty bad when I need an interpreter for someone who is supposedly speaking English!
I was hoping somebody would ask, and translate it for me.. 😉
-m.
18 Jul 11
Originally posted by QuirkeNobody in our street looks up with their mouth open at the moment, there are too many nesting herring gulls and their fledglings about. They wake me at 5.30 every morning, crashing around my back yard knocking things over and looking for food. Between me and my neighbour we have 11 cats, but there is never one around when you want one.
When looking up, keep your mouth closed. It may not be something worth saving that is falling toward your head.
18 Jul 11
Originally posted by SuzianneFFS Suzi baby, it was a joke. A play with words. Swallow the punchline. (Bit rude though)
What the hell does this even mean? You started losing me at sentence two and by sentence four, I was completely lost.
It's pretty bad when I need an interpreter for someone who is supposedly speaking English!
18 Jul 11
Originally posted by mikelomHere's one for the antipodeans:
Here's 2 good reasons...
http://www.chinawhisper.com/hangzhou-woman-catches-falling-baby
http://news.yahoo.com/china-toddler-fell-10-stories-wakes-coma-075044560.html
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/january/8/newsid_2506000/2506665.stm
Any other reasons?
-m. 😉
18 Jul 11
Originally posted by mikelomThere's a pile of guy walks into a bar jokes on youtube from a comedy group that are pretty good:
A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?" - 😕