where has sex been had

Originally posted by sasquatch672
At the zoo.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
At the zoo.

Originally posted by Starrman
Where at the zoo?

EDIT: Someone told me it's all happening there...

Originally posted by shavixmir
The elephants are kindly, but they are dumb.
That's what I heard anyways.

Originally posted by Starrman
Yeah and never ask the giraffes for advice, they are quite insincere.

Friends of my parents have this story to tell:

They were "canoodling" on a small isolated sandy cove on the Moray firth here in Scotland.

All of a sudden a big army helecopter appears over the ridge to the cove; in a huge swirl of sand blast up from its rotors, the 'copter lands just ahead of them as the couple grab various items of cloathing to cover themselves.

Embarrassed yet? No? Well at this point, all these blokes in camoflague gear suddenly pop-up all around the cove and run to board the 'copter. They'd been there all this time. Hiding. Hiding well it seems. Top marks go to the army boys though: not one turned and winked as they ran past. Or so the story goes.

Originally posted by shavixmir
You can't get near the giraffes anyways, that zookeeper is always in the way and he's very fond of rum.

Originally posted by Starrman
That's purely because the orangutangs were so skeptical of changes in their cages that the stress drove him to it.

In an elevator at work

NNOOOOO THIS WAS A "decent" THREAD NOW ITS A THREAD ON BEASTIALITY!!!!!!!
lol
-s0uska

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yeah, them and those reactionary zebras. They'd drive a man to drinking every bloody time.

Originally posted by Starrman
Not to mention the penguins! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a bloody missionary, let alone a whole flock of em 😠