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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
where did I had sex ?

a) In vagina
b) In a mouth
c) In a beautiful femal bottom

If anyone can come up with an interesting d, I'm more then interested ...
d) in her ear!

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
d) in her ear!
lol ... Well I don't know about the size of your .... But rest assured I'd kill a woman that way :-)

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
lol ... Well I don't know about the size of your .... But rest assured I'd kill a woman that way :-)
yea...you might actually be able to get it into the earhole withyour's being so thin. i don't think mine would fit on the other hand

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We were in the administration building at university. The theatre was on the third floor. It was late at night after rehearsal and everyone was gone. We were getting busy and in 69, the lights were out in the hall and we were on the floor. Then the security guard came up the steps and we quickly rolled under the bench. The guard walked right past us and off back down the stairs. 😀🙄

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On the very top of a mountain in the middle of the Namib desert called Bloedkoppie (Blood Mountain) - it's sort of a smaller version of Ayer's Rock and totally remote. Very romantic, very alone, very nekkid and getting a nice tan until two guys came over a rise about 200m away. Bloody tourists.

Mind you, not as embarassing as the time the official boyfriend unexpectedly arrived home ...

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Originally posted by buffalobill
On the very top of a mountain in the middle of the Namib desert called Bloedkoppie (Blood Mountain) - it's sort of a smaller version of Ayer's Rock and totally remote. Very romantic, very alone, very nekkid and getting a nice tan until two guys came over a rise about 200m away. Bloody tourists.

Mind you, not as embarassing as the time the official boyfriend unexpectedly arrived home ...
When you say 'very alone"..................😛😀😀😀

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Originally posted by geckos
on the banks of the river taff, dark damp weather, up the chuffer, just one of those drunken nights.... embarrassing but it happened.
Bet the fisherman was shocked!!😲

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Originally posted by demonseed
I was by myself, but I can still post it, right?
You were not on your own!!!!!I was watching you , In Botanic Park last Thursday at 5:30pm😉😉😉😉😀😀

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On the lawn in front of Queens Medical Building Belfast before they built on it, and while I was a patient in hospital with a weak but willing female patient . Made us both feel much better!!!!!!!

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On a beach towel - in broad daylight in the dunes of South Padre Island, Texas

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Off topic here , but nice avatar T Dan ! Who is that , you ? It kind of looks like Harold Ramus .
It's Bill Gates with his dark side shining through...
but I'm having an atavar identity crisis so he might change later..

ya don't think ole nick will mind ??? 😕

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
lol ... Well I don't know about the size of your .... But rest assured I'd kill a woman that way :-)
Oh I dunno, if she's been listening to metallica for years, she may be more resilient than you think... 😛

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Originally posted by thepunter
You were not on your own!!!!!I was watching you , In Botanic Park last Thursday at 5:30pm😉😉😉😉😀😀
Sh;t genuinely shocked, 🙄 wasn't going to own up to that one.😳

Actually it was in Renshaws before they re-designed it; when they still had the cubby holes. (cubby holes sounds inappropriately appropriate.)

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In a wood/field, after both getting seriously hyped on herbal aphrodisiacs.
We had to wait for so long to get to a non-public place, it was torture! After ages waiting at a train station, we were walking down a path with some woodland to one side. One mischevious look later we had hopped the fence and were finding a nice spot. It was cliche-ically idyllic, butterflies everywhere and even a deer wandering round.
Happy times

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Originally posted by Ouermyhte
In a wood/field, after both getting seriously hyped on herbal aphrodisiacs.
We had to wait for so long to get to a non-public place, it was torture! After ages waiting at a train station, we were walking down a path with some woodland to one side. One mischevious look later we had hopped the fence and were finding a nice spot. It was cliche-ically idyllic, butterflies everywhere and even a deer wandering round.
Happy times
The only time I tried it outside, was in my girlfriend's back garden, this is not a euphemism (back passage etc).

It wasn't exactly idyllic: country smells; sheer panic that we would get caught by her parents; the buzzing of wasps indicated the presence of a hive in the near vicinity.

Luckily, I suffer from premature ejaculation: phew!