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I have to say.. that this thread (question) is very reminiscent of the old "newlywed game" footage..... the guy asked a question very similar to the one posed here.... to which the answer was;

"In the butt, Bob."

I've never "done it in the butt," but it's still funny. National television..before the seven second delay... in reference to sexual relations with his new wife.

Maybe he was Roman?

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
oh god...i was standing at that platform a couple of days ago...sick thoughts come to my mind!

fred
It was right at the start of the platform on the railings, but it was about 6 years ago.

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Wait, Elevendreamgirl, a farmer dressed you up in a raccon outfit and had his way with you?!??!!?

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Originally posted by Pawn Artist
Wait, Elevendreamgirl, a farmer dressed you up in a raccon outfit and had his way with you?!??!!?
Ah!
No!
It was not meh!!!!!!!!!!😛😀
Actually though, I think being painted with edible paint and painting your partner is bvery erotic! painting as animals and all. ooooooh!
😀😀😀😀

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Let's see..... in a tent on a mountain, on the stage of a theatre (all over the set), in the forest, in the baseball dugout.......under a bench in the hall of the administration building at university.....oh, and in a farmer's field.

Speaking of a farmer's field, I was told about a couple dressed as raccoons who were ploughing in a farmer's field when the intoxicated farmer shot them. Is that funny? or sad?
There was one in the news about 10-15 years ago . A couple down south doing the monkey dance in the weeds when a guy came plowing through in a monster truck 4x4 . Ran em' both over in mid stroke . He died , she lived . As with the racoon story , on one hand it's sad , but on the other hand , can you think of a better way to go ?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You can't get near the giraffes anyways, that zookeeper is always in the way and he's very fond of rum.
How did the zebras react?

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That would have to be "in the butt" Bob.
Audience gasps out loud.


edit: just saw someone else beat me to it!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
There was one in the news about 10-15 years ago . A couple down south doing the monkey dance in the weeds when a guy came plowing through in a monster truck 4x4 . Ran em' both over in mid stroke . He died , she lived ....
Yeah,but did she come?

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Where have you done the deed?
on the banks of the river taff, dark damp weather, up the chuffer, just one of those drunken nights.... embarrassing but it happened.

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Originally posted by geckos
on the banks of the river taff, dark damp weather, up the chuffer, just one of those drunken nights.... embarrassing but it happened.
she was from newport in need of love; if newporters know what love is then they are in need...

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Originally posted by geckos
she was from newport in need of love; if newporters know what love is then they are in need...
it's sad; she wanted love and a partner, drunken blokes just want a place to do the deed

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On the burger of a Burger King sign.

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Originally posted by helden
In the cellar of a church with the door ajar.
thats great because its just reminded me of a derilict church on the isle of arran and also a doorway in cardiff after the pubs closed.