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Where would you rather be right now?

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Scotty70
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Instead of this stinky office seat in this stuffy room, I'd rather be on a beach in Ocho Rios sitting in a hammock sucking down numerous mixed drinks while watching half naked women walk by in the blazing sun.

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Isn't Ocho Ríos that place where there's a private, all-inclusive resort for nudist swingers where everything goes?

Classy!

Scotty70
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Originally posted by Seitse
Isn't Ocho Ríos that place where there's a private, all-inclusive resort for nudist swingers where everything goes?

Classy!
Yep. Private and all inclusive....didn't see any swingers, but there is a clothing optional beach. Didn't want to to there tho, was afraid I'd lose my lunch on the sand.

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Originally posted by Scotty70
Yep. Private and all inclusive....didn't see any swingers, but there is a clothing optional beach. Didn't want to to there tho, was afraid I'd lose my lunch on the sand.
Get out of here! Really?

My man, there's nothing like avoiding the tan lines!

Scotty70
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Originally posted by Seitse
Get out of here! Really?

My man, there's nothing like avoiding the tan lines!
Yup. There's no place like it. You start tipping singles to the wait staff and I swear they would carry you to the john if you asked them too.

That's just an exaggeration, but the service on those resorts is great.I'm definitely going back.

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"and heaven is exactly like where you are right now -
only much, much better"
laurie anderson 'oh superman'
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Originally posted by Scotty70
Instead of this stinky office seat in this stuffy room, I'd rather be on a beach in Ocho Rios sitting in a hammock sucking down numerous mixed drinks while watching half naked women walk by in the blazing sun.

What about you?
Ditto.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Ditto.
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Originally posted by Seitse

My man, there's nothing like avoiding a sunburnt willy!
fixed!😏

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In Tulum, Mexico at Zamas cabana, eating broiled fresh caught fish, drinking a cold XXX beer. It really doesn't get much better than that.

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Originally posted by patauro
In Tulum, Mexico at Zamas cabana, eating broiled fresh caught fish, drinking a cold XXX beer. It really doesn't get much better than that.
Make the beer a Red Stripe or Heineken....that's better

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nowhere else! The party never stops here

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Originally posted by patauro
In Tulum, Mexico at Zamas cabana, eating broiled fresh caught fish, drinking a cold XXX beer. It really doesn't get much better than that.
Don't you mean XX (dos equis)?

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Why only half naked!😛

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Originally posted by Scotty70
Yep. Private and all inclusive....didn't see any swingers, but there is a clothing optional beach. Didn't want to to there tho, was afraid I'd lose my lunch on the sand.
Maybe they would lose their lunch on the sand!😀😀

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