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Originally posted by stellspalfie
mrs spalfie makes a lot of noise during sex, she moans far too much, it really puts me off.
ill just get started and its "get off me", "do you have to do that", "how long do i have to endure this", "is it in", "is it out", "stop sweating on me", "do you have to pull that face", "i though we agreed only on your birthday", "why did you turn the tv off", ...[text shortened]... boyfriend" and so on.
hows a man supposed to work in these conditions.
You have my sympathes too LOL!

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Fixed!

😀

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We're talking about noises, not smells.

Do not change the subject, young man.

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Originally posted by Seitse
We're talking about noises, not smells.

Do not change the subject, young man.
Would a really noisy fart count?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Would a really noisy fart count?
Yup, those are the ones I had in mind, actually.

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Originally posted by Seitse
We're talking about noises, not smells.

Do not change the subject, young man.
Smaug's obviously reading technical books again or out of town. So, Sir Seitse, I'll ask you (not if but) the extent to which

you share my appreciation for the lovely sound of one hand clapping in whatever wilderness you happen to be at the time.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
you share my appreciation for the lovely sound of one hand clapping in whatever wilderness you happen to be at the time.
Except porcupines and cow dung, as I am sure you may agree, Bob.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Pocket change jostlers and whistlers are the same people. Sometimes they do both at once. 'Hate' is a weak word.
LOL, I hate people who have a hundred keys on a giant ring and hang it from their belt buckle. BURN THEM ALL!!!

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You guys would really hate working with me.

I whistle,
I sing,
I fart,
I yell, and
I belch.

Funny enough, I get no complaints (to my face).

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I dropped a wicked bomb in uzless' office years ago that can still be smelt in the weave of his fabric walls.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You guys would really hate working with me.

I whistle,
I sing,
I fart,
I yell, and
I belch.

Funny enough, I get no complaints (to my face).
Do you have a Firestone naked chicks' calendar on one of your cubicle's walls?

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Here's a plan. How 'bout aspiring to to get one of the "private desks" (offices). I should think then you could shut the door if the whistlers and farters were getting on your nerves. Oh wait a minute...seems you may spend too much time at the waterfountain.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you have a Firestone naked chicks' calendar on one of your cubicle's walls?
Listen, I may be a jerk but I'm not a loser, ok?

EDIT - The only thing I keep on my cubey walls are loveletters from and pictures of my beautiful wife-to-be. AWWWWWWW!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Listen, I may be a jerk but I'm not a loser, ok?
Lol, read that as Flintstones.