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Kids ask great questions sometimes.
I'm a biologist and my neighbour asked me...

"Why a white birds white, it's a silly colour if you want to hide... except in snow?"

I thought for a sec' about explaining sexual selection and the birds and the bees and then just said "Dunno, maybe they just lost their colours" (7 yrs of education down the drain from me then).

Anyone got a better answer for a 5yr old

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Originally posted by Grand Master Gav
Kids ask great questions sometimes.
I'm a biologist and my neighbour asked me...

"Why a white birds white, it's a silly colour if you want to hide... except in snow?"

I thought for a sec' about explaining sexual selection and the birds and the bees and then just said "Dunno, maybe they just lost their colours" (7 yrs of education down the drain from me then).

Anyone got a better answer for a 5yr old
God supports England (although even a five year old would find that hard to believe).

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Originally posted by Pullhard
God supports England (although even a five year old would find that hard to believe).
Was that supposed to be whitty... I might have been easily offended but nah... especially when God is so obviously on whatever side you are on.
Bless you for the comment... although what it has do with mine I really don't know.

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You must be atheist.

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Originally posted by Pullhard
You must be atheist.
Must I?

Actually didn't thinkl of the "God made them that way" answer.

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Originally posted by Grand Master Gav
Must I?

Actually didn't thinkl of the "God made them that way" answer.
You were obviously insulted by the insinuation God created birds, I assumed you are atheist.

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Originally posted by Pullhard
You were obviously insulted by the insinuation God created birds, I assumed you are atheist.
Nah not insulted by an insinuation that God created birds (via evolution or spontaneously), however, was I supposed to get that from "God supports England". hmmm missed your rather accute angle on a humourous answer for a 5yr old child.

God made them like that works though.

My brother just said... "They just are.. alright kid.. don't ask silly questions".

I like that too (he is such a wonder with small children). 😀

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Originally posted by Grand Master Gav
Nah not insulted by an insinuation that God created birds (via evolution or spontaneously), however, was I supposed to get that from "God supports England". hmmm missed your rather accute angle on a humourous answer for a 5yr old child.

God made them like that works though.

My brother just said... "They just are.. alright kid.. don't ask silly questions".

I like that too (he is such a wonder with small children). 😀
Oh, the English quip. England sport colours are white. Hence, God giving them white feathers. Was it too subtle?

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Originally posted by Pullhard
Oh, the English quip. England sport colours are white. Hence, God giving them white feathers. Was it too subtle?
Lol... sorry "flew" over my head but got ya now... Very good. Mind you he would probably get it as he is a bright kid.

My other brother just suggested..

"Look a squirrel"

Quite a few suggestions floating around over a beer or three here.

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Originally posted by Pullhard
Oh, the English quip. England sport colours are white. Hence, God giving them white feathers. Was it too subtle?
Silly billy

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Originally posted by Grand Master Gav
Kids ask great questions sometimes.
I'm a biologist and my neighbour asked me...

"Why a white birds white, it's a silly colour if you want to hide... except in snow?"

I thought for a sec' about explaining sexual selection and the birds and the bees and then just said "Dunno, maybe they just lost their colours" (7 yrs of education down the drain from me then).

Anyone got a better answer for a 5yr old
Birds can escape almost any predator by flying and sitting in trees. Therefore camoflauge becomes less important. However, they need to be able to tell who to mate with! There's lots of birds out there!

How's that work?

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Originally posted by Grand Master Gav
Kids ask great questions sometimes.
I'm a biologist and my neighbour asked me...

"Why a white birds white, it's a silly colour if you want to hide... except in snow?"

I thought for a sec' about explaining sexual selection and the birds and the bees and then just said "Dunno, maybe they just lost their colours" (7 yrs of education down the drain from me then).

Anyone got a better answer for a 5yr old
I suppose you're talking specifically about snowy egrets? If so, camouflage becomes less of an issue as they hang around cattle, wildebeast, and other large mammals out in open country picking off ticks and bugs that the beast stir up, thus not needing to be camouflaged as other birds. Swans mainly stay in the water and don't have many natural enemies usually hang out in groups. White Cockatiels in the jungle, I have no explanation except maybe a keen sense of survival and wits and a squawking lingo warning each other of danger....snowy owls obviously have few enemies and live where it is snowy, so are camouflaged...I'm not a biologist, but know that other forms of life such as albino snakes, fish, other reptiles rarely last long in the wild as they cannot blend into their natural surroundings and are thus a meal waiting to happen...I could be wrong....

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White birds tend to things like swans, geese, and various gulls and other seabirds, so all fairly large and spend little of their time on land, so they don't have to remain inconspicuous to land predators

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Birds can escape almost any predator by flying and sitting in trees. Therefore camoflauge becomes less important. However, they need to be able to tell who to mate with! There's lots of birds out there!

How's that work?
Mating calls, different colours and behaviour.

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