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What is the obsession with ultra white teeth - whenever I see somebody with ultra perfect white teeth I just think it looks so fake and sickening that I would like to punch them out. Does anybody else get this feeling too?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is the obsession with ultra white teeth - whenever I see somebody with ultra perfect white teeth I just think it looks so fake and sickening that I would like to punch them out. Does anybody else get this feeling too?
Fake and sickening indeed, these white supremacists are a threat to us all:
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3263/whitepower.jpg

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is the obsession with ultra white teeth - whenever I see somebody with ultra perfect white teeth I just think it looks so fake and sickening that I would like to punch them out. Does anybody else get this feeling too?
This statement is no surprise coming from a Brit! haha

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is the obsession with ultra white teeth - whenever I see somebody with ultra perfect white teeth I just think it looks so fake and sickening that I would like to punch them out. Does anybody else get this feeling too?
I dunno. I prefer white teeth over yellowed, coffee and/or nicotine-stained ones. :-/ But I see how some people can go overboard.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is the obsession with ultra white teeth - whenever I see somebody with ultra perfect white teeth I just think it looks so fake and sickening that I would like to punch them out. Does anybody else get this feeling too?
No. I get horny. Then I punch... nevermind.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
What is the obsession with ultra white teeth - whenever I see somebody with ultra perfect white teeth I just think it looks so fake and sickening that I would like to punch them out. Does anybody else get this feeling too?
You're English 😛

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They used to try to make dentures that looked perfect, then everyone knew they were dentures because nobody ever had perfect teeth.

Then along came what the rest of the world calls California Dentistry, where you can spend entire fortunes having natural teeth that are so perfect they look like dentures.

😕

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I have perfect teeth. No joke.

My Dentists always say it.

I've had many different dentists and they all say the same. The key is to go every 3 months.

I'm always brushing my teeth and flossing too, it's a love hate relationship.

If I could get these massive pussing warts removed from my nose I could be a ladies man.

Then I could do anything....anything....😏

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Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
I have perfect teeth. No joke.

My Dentists always say it.

I've had many different dentists and they all say the same. The key is to go every 3 months.

I'm always brushing my teeth and flossing too, it's a love hate relationship.

If I could get these massive pussing warts removed from my nose I could be a ladies man.

Then I could do anything....anything....😏
We all know the warts are not only on your nose.

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You would know.

So what do I owe you?

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Originally posted by Kings Fianchetto
You would know.

So what do I owe you?
Ask your mum. She's my pimp now.

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She might be drunk but she said you do it for free?

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Has she been giving out gift certificates again?

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She said...."what's that ma?"...."what?"...

"Um...she just said "hey zort fag...a dingo just ate your baby"

Then she smashed her wine bottle into the fridge.

I think she wants to fight you.

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I try to hide the bruises. I just tell the kids that I ran into a door.