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Who knows any good jokes?

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An ion walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer".

The bartender asks, "Are you sure?".

The ion replies, "I'm positive."

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If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters,
does a woman with one leg work at ihop?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Why was my racist joke deleted from here?? 😠😠😠
"why was my racist joke deleted"

you've kind of answered yourself I think

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Originally posted by belgianfreak
"why was my racist joke deleted"

you've kind of answered yourself I think
I think he was joking.

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A little girl approaches her mother and asks her "Mummy, why did you name me Rose?"
The Mother replies "Well sweetheart, when you were a baby I used to sprinkle rose petals on you while you slept so that you'd smell sweet"
"Oh, that's lovely" The little girl replies, and goes on her merry way.
The next little girl approaches her mother and says "Mum, why did you name me violet?"
The Mother replies "Well dear, when you were a baby I used to sprinkle violet petals on you so that you'd smell sweet"
"That's so nice" The little girl remarks and off she goes.
Another little girl enters and says "Nrrrg llllaar mmmph brrrrrpsh bababa"
The Mother looks at her and says "Shut up, Fridge!"

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Originally posted by Bromage
A little girl approaches her mother and asks her "Mummy, why did you name me Rose?"
The Mother replies "Well sweetheart, when you were a baby I used to sprinkle rose petals on you while you slept so that you'd smell sweet"
"Oh, that's lovely" The little girl replies, and goes on her merry way.
The next little girl approaches her mother and says "Mum, why ...[text shortened]... mmmph brrrrrpsh bababa"
The Mother looks at her and says "Shut up, Fridge!"
That is funny, but at the same time horribly dementing...

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Originally posted by domino971
haha. that's actually really funny. i heard it as a blonde, brunette, and a red head though.😀
quite popular joke then. I have heard it as a finn, a norwegian, and a swede. 😀

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Originally posted by Jusuh
quite popular joke then. I have heard it as a finn, a norwegian, and a swede. 😀
Why do you keep changing nationalities?

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Originally posted by adramforall
Why do you keep changing nationalities?

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the us government announced it was changing the countrys emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflected the governments political stance. a condom allows for inflation,halts production,protects a bunch of pricks destroys the next generation and gives you a sense of security while youre being screwed

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Originally posted by Jusuh
quite popular joke then. I have heard it as a finn, a norwegian, and a swede. 😀
why did the sailor grab a piece of soap when his ship sank? so hed get washed ashore

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A satellite dish and a TV aerial meet on a roof, fall in love and decide to get married.
The wedding wasn't much cop, but the reception was excellent.

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A man walked into a bar.CLANG!

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Originally posted by angelgabrielle
A man walked into a bar.OUCH!
Thats better.......

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
A satellite dish and a TV aerial meet on a roof, fall in love and decide to get married.
The wedding wasn't much cop, but the reception was excellent.
better still.... police caught 2 youths in a garage - 1 was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.... so they charged one and let the other one off. 🙂