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Who knows any good jokes?

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Two blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it!
🙄😉

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Originally posted by aspviper666
If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters,
does a woman with one leg work at ihop?
ha ha

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Originally posted by Chessplaya548
ha ha
A blonde goes to work and noticed a co-worker carrying his lunch in a container. So she asked what it was and he said " It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot". She was impressed by it.
The next day, she comes to work with a brand new thermos . The man that she spoke with a day earlier complimented her on her new thermos and asked her what she brought for lunch in her thermos.
She replied, "Soup and Ice Cream"

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Originally posted by Chessplaya548
A blonde goes to work and noticed a co-worker carrying his lunch in a container. So she asked what it was and he said " It's a thermos. It keeps cold things cold and hot things hot". She was impressed by it.
The next day, she comes to work with a brand new thermos . The man that she spoke with a day earlier complimented her on her new thermos and asked her what she brought for lunch in her thermos.
She replied, "Soup and Ice Cream"
not a bad blonde joke but try this one, whats the difference between a blonde and a jumbo jet? not everyone has been in a jumbo jet heres another good one i heard the other day rod and mark were having a night on the town when rod got a bit horny. he turned to mark and asked , mate can i have $20 for a blowjob? dunno mate mark replied are you any bloody good just one more for now a bear a lion and a chicken meet up one day and the bear boasts, if i roar in a big north american forest,everything in the woods shivers with fear. the lion snarls if i roar on the great plains of africa the entire savannah shakes with terror. bigbloody deal says the chicken i only have to cough,mate and the entire planet shits it self

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Originally posted by boarman
not a bad blonde joke but try this one, whats the difference between a blonde and a jumbo jet? not everyone has been in a jumbo jet heres another good one i heard the other day rod and mark were having a night on the town when rod got ...[text shortened]... r. bigbloody deal says the chicken i only have to cough,mate and the entire planet shits it self
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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
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so terribly sorry