Who would you smack down?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
If you could fight anyone, who would it be? My top 5 picks are:
Jesus
Oprah
Ghandi
Hitler
XanthosNZ

No rules, weapons allowed, any historical figure, any celebrity, any RHPer, etc...

nargaguna
princeoforange
Jockeylad

Originally posted by Starrman
[b]nargaguna

Originally posted by SJ247
with a potato peeler.

Terrell Owens

Barry Bonds

Joe.

Nostradamus for being a psyco.
Pope Gregory VII for reading too much Nostradamus and initiating the Crusade movement.
Charles Darwin for claiming his ancestors were apes.
George Walker Bush for proving Darwin's theory to be right.

- Dixon with any weapon of mass destruction I can find plus some.
- Any idiot I can find with any weapon that happens to be readily available there and then.

~The MCP

Originally posted by Peachy
[b]Charles Darwin for claiming his ancestors were apes.
George Walker Bush for proving Darwin's theory to be right.[/b]

Originally posted by Nordlys
Bush is proof for the devolution theory.

Originally posted by widget
When I think of Bush, I remember Reagan and find myself wondering about Disneytronic androids 😛

Originally posted by Peachy
I would [b]never smack down Disneytronic androids.[/b]