Originally posted by ark13You have summer homework? Reading stuff or real homework stuff?
Rest and Relaxation. I have soccer preseason double sessions coming up, and I need to store up some energy. I'll do some of my summer homework, maybe play tennis, or get together with friends.
You should eat lots of popcorn while you store up that energy! Of course, clogged arteries might not help your tennis game...
Oh, wait! I know what will make tennis even more fun! A theme song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by reader1107A theme song!?
You have summer homework? Reading stuff or real homework stuff?
You should eat lots of popcorn while you store up that energy! Of course, clogged arteries might not help your tennis game...
Oh, wait! I know what will make tennis even more fun! A theme song!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? What a great idea!
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Originally posted by RookRAKOh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible
A theme song!?
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? What a great idea!
It is so big
She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
But...you know...Who understands those preacher boys
They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?
I mean her Bible...it's just so big
I can't believe it's so huge
Uggh! It gross!
Look, she's just so...righteous
I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJV
And a book mark in Proverbs
You get stoked
Got her name engraved
So you know that girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o' space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible's got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes ("M-m-me so holy" )
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley
I saw her prayingWhile I was DJing
She got grace...pretty face
She ain't goin' down to the bad place
I'm tired of heathen guys
Sayin' they like pocket-size
Ask the average Christian to take a look
She's gotta pack much Book
So...Fellas (Yeah), fellas (Yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (Oh yeah!)
Well, read it (Read it!), read it (Read it!), read that Holy Book
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
I like 'em leather and bound
It's 50 pounds
I just can't understand
How it is, some weenie
Wants the Bible on CD
She wanna get you saved
Amen! Double up! A-men!
I ain't talkin' about a paraphrase
Cuz Paul wouldn't use those anyways
like 'em real thick and red-letteredYou can't find nothin' better
Southpaw's in love
Bibles that big are unheard of
So I'm sittin' here thinkin' "What if...
I find me a girl that shows midriff?"
You can have those bimbos
I'll keep those chick that do devos
A word to the Christian sistas
I can't resist yaI'll do God's time witcha
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna pray
Til the break of day
Baby, got it goin' on
Like the wife in Pro-verbs 31
We just might get engaged
When we finish reading this page
Cuz it's worn and it's torn
And I know this girl's reborn
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna save people from Hades (yeah) Then read it...'til the pages fall out
Even white preachers got to shout
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Baby got Book
Yeah baby
When it comes to a good book
Stephen King's resume just can't compare
39 + 27 = 66 books
And if you're Catholic...there's even more
So your girlfriend quotes Bill Hybels
But does she got a big Bible?
Cuz that little things she's got won't start a revival
My Bible study don't want none,Unless you got Book, Hon
...You can read Clancy or Grisham
But please don't loose this Book
Some brothers wanna play that hard hard role
And tell you that Book's too old
So they toss it and burn it
And I pull up quick to just learn it
So your girl likes paperback? Well I ain't down with that
Cuz my girlfriend's hot her Bible's rockin'
And she's got good doctrine
To the atheist chicks who try to dis
You ain't it Miss Priss
Give me a Christian, I'm insistin'
And I'll greet her with some holy kissin'
Some pervert tried to chase But he didn't make it past first base
She's quick to resist temptation
And she loves a new translation
So ladies who were lost and found
If you want the triple-six thrown down
Dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
And teach me about those Psalms
Baby got Book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
Baby got Book
(Thompson Chain with big red letters)
Bible college knowledge but she still got Book (4 Xs)
Originally posted by XanthosNZWrong forum. This is only a topic changing thread. Or maybe it's a sticking to the topic thread. I can't remember. Either way no forum crossing allowed.
Oh my goodness, Becky, look at her Bible
It is so big
She looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
But...you know...Who understands those preacher boys
They only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, ok?
I mean her Bible...it's just so big
I can't believe it's so huge
Uggh! It gross!
Look, she's just so...righteous
I like bi ...[text shortened]... owledge but she still got Book (4 Xs)
Originally posted by rbmorrisGo to the supermarket and in the bulk buy section buy 20 peanuts in 20 seperate large ziplock bags (be sure to number each one). It'll cost you barely anything (like $0.40). Now you have 20 ziplock bags. Sure as hell beats paying like over a dollar or something for a box of bags.
I'm out of ziplock bags. It's no cause for immediate concern, as I don't currently have anything that requires me to "lock in the freshness". Still, I'd feel better if there were some in the house.
Just in case.
Originally posted by reader1107I'd help you if you ask. You know that. I'm what they call a good son. I'll probably end up with glasses, a constant wedgy and as an adult become filthy rich and admired for being such an outstanding thinker.
My classroom is almost ready for the little angels. I'm not putting up the wall stuff -- posters, etc. until I get back. I might go in this weekend to clean out a couple of cupboards.
Who would think that now, eh?
Erm...
Originally posted by reader1107Are you going to teach the same class as last year, or do you get a new one? How long do you have one class?
My classroom is almost ready for the little angels. I'm not putting up the wall stuff -- posters, etc. until I get back. I might go in this weekend to clean out a couple of cupboards.