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1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.
I thought masturbation was normal and healthy as long as you don't do it at the dinner table, etc....

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Originally posted by Phranny
I thought masturbation was normal and healthy as long as you don't do it at the dinner table, etc....
Not sure what your point is ... HoH didn't claim to be either normal or healthy.


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
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3. I can take a punch right in the face (and then)
4. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants...
Fix'd that up for you buddy.
😛

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Originally posted by Phranny
I thought masturbation was normal and healthy as long as you don't do it at the dinner table, etc....
Sorry that should say I can pleasure myself with just my awesome mind powers.


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Ah, you've missed me.


Replace 'awesome' with 'deeply insecure' and you're bang on the money.


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.
Also, your modesty.


Originally posted by Suzianne
Also, your modesty.
Right, that goes without saying.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. I make my own pudding pops.
2. I recently drank 15 Irish Car Bombs without throwing up.
3. I can keep my cool even after crapping my pants.
4. I can take a punch right in the face.
5. I never masturbate.
Making your own pudding pops is nothing impressive. I think 2 through 4 slightly impress me.

5 is a lie.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Making your own pudding pops is nothing impressive. I think 2 through 4 slightly impress me.

5 is a lie.
and your source is?

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He makes them by crapping his own pants.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
He makes them by crapping his own pants.
That's how he keeps his cool. 😕
Also explains the lack of self gratification. 😞

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