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Why I should be accepted to PFC

Why I should be accepted to PFC

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1. I'm a sexy beast. Every clan needs a sexy beast.

2. I'm good at zingers.
a)Mean zingers
b)Funny zingers

3. I'm in high school. Every clan needs a young guy to keep things fresh. (See the pun on "fresh".... see number 4).

4. I'm funny.

5. I've become worthy PFC material. Each rejection has made me stronger. Now I'm a man. So I should be accepted.

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I don't see what all the fuss is about. Stick to supermanning your mum and forget the PFC.

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Originally posted by rhb
I don't see what all the fuss is about. Stick to supermanning your mum and forget the PFC.
My bad.

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Originally posted by abejnood
Douchebag.
You just negated points 2 through 5 and I've seen pics of you, so I know you're no Brad Pitt...

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Originally posted by abejnood
Douchebag.
Well done. Have a cookie, and run along.

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Originally posted by Crowley
You just negated points 2 through 5...
Douchebag.

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Originally posted by abejnood
1. I'm a sexy beast. Every clan needs a sexy beast.
Spot filled, several times over.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Spot filled, several times over.
My bad. That still leaves four good points, though.

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Originally posted by abejnood
Douchebag.
Is this supposed to support points 2, 4, and 5?

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Originally posted by SJ247
Spot filled, several times over.
Thanks. 😉

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Originally posted by abejnood
My bad. That still leaves four good points, though.
I'm working my way through them.

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Originally posted by abejnood

3. I'm in high school. Every clan needs a young guy to keep things fresh. (See the pun on "fresh".... see number 4).
Did Freddie leave again?

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Originally posted by abejnood
Now I'm a man. So I should be accepted.
Well, Ragnorak might argue, but they accept women too.
This line, by the way, sounds a little too similar to a spongebob episode I've seen my boy watching.

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Originally posted by abejnood
1. I'm a sexy beast. Every clan needs a sexy beast.

2. I'm good at zingers.
a)Mean zingers
b)Funny zingers

3. I'm in high school. Every clan needs a young guy to keep things fresh. (See the pun on "fresh".... see number 4).

4. I'm funny.

5. I've become worthy PFC material. Each rejection has made me stronger. Now I'm a man. So I should be accepted.
Look, not to be negative or anything, but to get into the PFC, I really think you need more life experience...maybe a failed marriage or two, some abuse of either alcohol, illegal or prescription drugs, maybe a past clinical evaluation, and prognosis, of an almost debillitating psychological disorder...at the least, a talent that is almost enough to make you successful, but not quite. That, or wait until the whipping boy slot is open. Of course, it's not my call, but I'd vote no, simply because you used the word "zingers".

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Originally posted by SJ247
Look, not to be negative or anything, but to get into the PFC, I really think you need more life experience...maybe a failed marriage or two, some abuse of either alcohol, illegal or prescription drugs, maybe a past clinical evaluation, and prognosis, of an almost debillitating psychological disorder...at the least, a talent that is almost enough ...[text shortened]... . Of course, it's not my call, but I'd vote no, simply because you used the word "zingers".
I can check off far too many of those.

I never realized I was such a mess.








I think I need to call someone now...just to talk. 😳

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