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Originally posted by abejnood
1. I'm a sexy beast. Every clan needs a sexy beast.

2. I'm good at zingers.
a)Mean zingers
b)Funny zingers

3. I'm in high school. Every clan needs a young guy to keep things fresh. (See the pun on "fresh".... see number 4).

4. I'm funny.

5. I've become worthy PFC material. Each rejection has made me stronger. Now I'm a man. So I should be accepted.
Give it up. It's not worth it, trust me.

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Originally posted by SJ247
You can't throw digs at me, for me throwing digs at a clan I'm in.

Thats like double-digging, or redigging the digged.
That's right, baby, I just redigged the dig.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
That's right, baby, I just redigged the dig.
If I were you, I would just go out and rent a backhoe and cover it back up. That is just my opinion or you could always ask around.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
In order to join the "Jalepeno Donkeys" I hear you have to either

a)Be a cranky woman

or

b)Walk, talk, and act....like a cranky woman.

That's right, I just called all of your asses out...you cranky women.
Did somebody here call for a doctor?

*glove snapping sound*

It's time for your physical. Too bad for you, that I'm a very CRANKY woman. 😠 Now turn around and spread 'em!




"cranky woman"... ...LMAO! 😵

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Originally posted by SJ247
Well, Ragnorak might argue, but they accept women too.
No argument from me. So far we've had 2 members of the fairer sex... Noodles and Freddie2007.

D

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What in the hells are zingers?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
In order to join the "Jalepeno Donkeys" I hear you have to either

a)Be a cranky woman

or

b)Walk, talk, and act....like a cranky woman.

That's right, I just called all of your asses out...you cranky women.
Cranky woman
walkin down the street
cranky woman
the kind noone likes to meet
cranky woman!

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Originally posted by hopscotch
What in the hells are zingers?
a delicious treat

http://www.dollymadison.com/

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Originally posted by SJ247
Look, not to be negative or anything, but to get into the PFC, I really think you need more life experience...maybe a failed marriage or two, some abuse of either alcohol, illegal or prescription drugs, maybe a past clinical evaluation, and prognosis, of an almost debillitating psychological disorder...at the least, a talent that is almost enough ...[text shortened]... . Of course, it's not my call, but I'd vote no, simply because you used the word "zingers".
Check, check, and check. Oh Lord.

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Originally posted by bbarr
Check, check, and check. Oh Lord.
Checkmate.

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Maybe it would be a much shorter list if we could figure out who doesn't meet that criteria! 😕

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I'd have to guess that Abe is being rejected due to his age.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'd have to guess that Abe is being rejected due to his age.
That and the fact that he doesn't fit the bill in any of the other categories either.

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Originally posted by Starrman
That and the fact that he doesn't fit the bill in any of the other categories either.
You never know -- in the state he lives in, it's possible he's been married already!

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Originally posted by abejnood
1. I'm a sexy beast. Every clan needs a sexy beast.

2. I'm good at zingers.
a)Mean zingers
b)Funny zingers

3. I'm in high school. Every clan needs a young guy to keep things fresh. (See the pun on "fresh".... see number 4).

4. I'm funny.

5. I've become worthy PFC material. Each rejection has made me stronger. Now I'm a man. So I should be accepted.
You are certanly a big enough buffoon to be in that clan. 😕