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why is rhp so addicting

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HELP...I've got a 50 game monkey on my back!!!πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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see russ!!!! look what you are doing us. You are like a slot machine. We feed you money, and we keep playing. Although its more fun than a slot machine. Im just playing....i love this siteπŸ˜€

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I am imagining all of us meeting in some seedy back alley dive. It's dark and dirty and smokey. We give the bartender, Russ,the secret sign and $20 and he pushes the buzzer and lets us into the "back room", a room full of pc's all set at rhp. There are others like us here, some haven't seen the daylight in weeks. Thin and pale, they are staring a ...[text shortened]... e strong coffee down their throats. A soft chant is heard......chess.....chess......chesss......
Whilst eating Pot Noodle????

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I am imagining all of us meeting in some seedy back alley dive. It's dark and dirty and smokey. We give the bartender, Russ,the secret sign and $20 and he pushes the buzzer and lets us into the "back room", a room full of pc's all set at rhp. There are others like us here, some haven't seen the daylight in weeks. Thin and pale, they are staring a ...[text shortened]... e strong coffee down their throats. A soft chant is heard......chess.....chess......chesss......
Don't give the man ideas!!!! 😲


-Kev

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at the back of the dark room past all the rows of gaunt pc screen-illuminated faces, is another room, guarded by Phlabbit. He nods as you pass and move down a darkened hallway, smelling of floppy disks and old gym socks. You pass through a curtain of those cool little beads and realize you have reached.....the inner sanctum: the room for the habitual forums posters. They are all here: Ivanhoe, Shavimixer, Remora, Acolyte, Pradtf, RBHILL, usmc7257,......You see before you humans bent over their pc screens, rabidly typing and pushing Enter, drooling and mumbling things like "I hate that BBarr", or "Cribs, you rat!". Their fingers are gnarled and bent from typing, and there is a crazed look in their haunted eyes. You can stand it no more!!!!!! You scream in abject terror and run stumbling from the room!!!!!! "The Horror.....the horror!!!!!"

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EDIT: Sorry, wrong number.

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It appeals to compulsive people and insomniacs.

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Originally posted by donpon2
It appeals to compulsive people and insomniacs.
amen

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It might also be the free cookies.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
You can stand it no more!!!!!! You scream in abject terror and run stumbling from the room!!!!!! "The Horror.....the horror!!!!!"
Sometimes being in the debates forum does feel a bit like being in the Heart of Darkness...or in a scene from Apocolypse Now, take your pick. πŸ™„

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
at the back of the dark room past all the rows of gaunt pc screen-illuminated faces, is another room.........
ROFL 😲
elvendreamgirl that was soooooooo funny!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I am imagining all of us meeting in some seedy back alley dive. It's dark and dirty and smokey. We give the bartender, Russ,the secret sign and $20 and he pushes the buzzer and lets us into the "back room", a room full of pc's all set at rhp. There are others like us here, some haven't seen the daylight in weeks. Thin and pale, they are staring a ...[text shortened]... e strong coffee down their throats. A soft chant is heard......chess.....chess......chesss......
You know how it works, the first 6 are free....and then you are mine! πŸ˜‰

-Russ

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Originally posted by Russ
You know how it works, the first 6 are free....and then you are mine! πŸ˜‰

-Russ
AHA!!!!!!!!!!

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russ...the RHP pimp. and i feel like a cheap thrick.

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Originally posted by usmc7257
russ...the RHP pimp. and i feel like a cheap thrick.
awwwww. *Gives usmc7257 a hug and slips him a few pawns.....