Late last night I wandered outside in my bare feet to grab the mail. The sprinklers had just done their job and the driveway was damp. Not slippery, just refreshingly cool. The evening was beautiful, not a cloud in the starry sky and a cool wind blowing from the East. I savoured the feel of wet concrete as my toes maintained my grip. The trip to the mailbox was uneventful and I purposely marched up the driveway sorting the days mail. Suddenly, it struck! I'd stepped in an enormous, grayish white slug and squooshed him up between my toes. Just writing this and reflecting on the disgusting oil slick sensation of squished slug is enough to make me gag.
Damn slugs... sent by the Devil I tell you.
Originally posted by widgetLay off the wine you drunk b@stard.
You mean [b]'Snipes of course, don'tcha? 😛[/b]
Originally posted by Hand of HecateEver had them in your shorts ?
Late last night I wandered outside in my bare feet to grab the mail. The sprinklers had just done their job and the driveway was damp. Not slippery, just refreshingly cool. The evening was beautiful, not a cloud in the starry sky and a cool wind blowing from the East. I savoured the feel of wet concrete as my toes maintained my grip. The trip to ...[text shortened]... sation of squished slug is enough to make me gag.
Damn slugs... sent by the Devil I tell you.
I haven't . I just thought mentioning that would creep you out even more .
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHaven't you thought about how the slug felt about this unpleasant experience!? Me me me me me. Self self self. At least you lived to tell the tale.
Late last night I wandered outside in my bare feet to grab the mail. The sprinklers had just done their job and the driveway was damp. Not slippery, just refreshingly cool. The evening was beautiful, not a cloud in the starry sky and a cool wind blowing from the East. I savoured the feel of wet concrete as my toes maintained my grip. The trip to ...[text shortened]... sation of squished slug is enough to make me gag.
Damn slugs... sent by the Devil I tell you.
PS I once saw a slug eating a dog poo. Oooooooooooooooooooooo. 😞
Originally posted by jimslyp69Yeah I saw one doin that too, urrgh!
Haven't you thought about how the slug felt about this unpleasant experience!? Me me me me me. Self self self. At least you lived to tell the tale.
PS I once saw a slug eating a dog poo. Oooooooooooooooooooooo. 😞
It was a big brownie coloured slug and I reckon it was disguising itself as part of the dog-doo. ðŸ˜
Imagine standing on that one.....in bare feet.
sometimes early european settlers would eat banana slugs. they'd strip off the slime with vinegar, roll them in batter, and fry them up.
yum!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_slugs
"The banana slug is a mollusk of the genus Ariolimax. Banana slugs are the second-largest species of slug in the world, growing up to 25cm (9.8 inches) long. Their bodies is usually bright yellow (somewhat resembling a banana); however, the may also be green, brown, or white."
Originally posted by Dr Strangelove"Do they deliver the mail at night there or are you just a lazy bugger?"
I hate effin slugs too, ever seen them shaggin'? It's revolting!
Do they deliver the mail at night there or are you just a lazy bugger?
Had me rolling on the floor laughing so much!! Funniest reply I've seen for ages. Made sure there were no slugs though. I hate the little slimy gits too. Ugh!
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Originally posted by zeeblebotDont strip off the slime, thats the best part! Just add just a pinch of brown sugar and man, you've got some good eating there.
sometimes early european settlers would eat banana slugs. they'd strip off the slime with vinegar, roll them in batter, and fry them up.
yum!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_slugs
"The banana slug is a mollusk of the genus Ariolimax. Banana slugs are the second-largest species of slug in the world, growing up to 25cm (9.8 inches) long. Thei ...[text shortened]... bright yellow (somewhat resembling a banana); however, the may also be green, brown, or white."
Originally posted by Hand of Hecateactually H of H they creep me out too
Late last night I wandered outside in my bare feet to grab the mail. The sprinklers had just done their job and the driveway was damp. Not slippery, just refreshingly cool. The evening was beautiful, not a cloud in the starry sky and a cool wind blowing from the East. I savoured the feel of wet concrete as my toes maintained my grip. The trip to ...[text shortened]... sation of squished slug is enough to make me gag.
Damn slugs... sent by the Devil I tell you.
get some salt and pour it on them
also you can bury a dish full of beer so that it is like a little wading pool .it will trap the slugs as they will go for the beer you will see many slugs in the pool get ur salt and let em have it