Why so long for women to go into space?

- Houston, we have a problem!

- What’s the issue Odyssey?

- ... Oh nothing...

- What is wrong Odyssey?

- ... Nevermind!

- Please tell us or we can’t help you!!

- I’M FINE!!!

Lmao that was funny 😄

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Pluto."

Nighttime is the natural state of the universe.

Daytime is just an interruption caused by a nearby relatively tiny ball of matter ignited by nuclear fusion.

Wife: make a wish on one of those stars...

Me: most of them are dead millions of years ago; all we see now is just their residual light traversing the vast bleak emptiness of space.

Wife: do you want dinner or not?

@divegeester said
Wife: make a wish on one of those stars...

Me: most of them are dead millions of years ago; all we see now is just their residual light traversing the vast bleak emptiness of space.

Wife: do you want dinner or not?

You: Don't forget, I do most of the cooking these days.

@torunn said
You: Don't forget, I do most of the cooking these days.

Shh, I’m trying to be sexist!
But cover it with humour.

@divegeester said
Shh, I’m trying to be sexist!
But cover it with humour.

🙂

They have to finish the dishes first

Because men told them they couldn't do it, and they believed them.

@suzianne said
Because men told them they couldn't do it, and they believed them.

Do you have a funny bone?

@divegeester

😄

@suzianne said
Because men told them they couldn't do it, and they believed them.

Which is why men are superior, btw. fall for that stuff.. LOL!

@earl-of-trumps said
Which is why men are superior, btw. fall for that stuff.. LOL!

Men are superior...? Just different. 🙂

@torunn said
Men are superior...? Just different. 🙂

Actually, women are superior...And cats.