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@rajk999 said
Where I'm from, guys that start the physical violence get a bullet in the head.

If mere words bother you, and cause you to get physical then you are an immature mommy boy in need of a whopping.
Then come on down and gimme one, Mr Bad.

I'd be happy to meet you. We got guns, too. If my opinion bothers you, and causes you to think about gun play, then you are an immature mommy boy that might need some prison time.


@liljo said
Then come on down and gimme one, Mr Bad.

I'd be happy to meet you. We got guns, too. If my opinion bothers you, and causes you to think about gun play, then you are an immature mommy boy that might need some prison time.
Copycat.


And the two tough guys discovered they're bulletproof online.

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@gambrel said
And the two tough guys discovered they're bulletproof online.
Aggressors think they are tough guys and bulletproof. Will Smith is a coward. If it were Mike Tyson making that joke he would shut up and laugh it off. Clearly he was trying to impress his adulterous wife, who now will lose all respect for him and go off with another man soon. Chris Rock is an ordinary comedian doing his job. Only a fool will slap a comedian for making a harmless joke.


@gambrel said
And the two tough guys discovered they're bulletproof online.
Everybody thinks they're bulletproof. Online.


@rajk999 said
Aggressors think they are tough guys and bulletproof. Will Smith is a coward. If it were Mike Tyson making that joke he would shut up and laugh it off. Clearly he was trying to impress his adulterous wife, who now will lose all respect for him and go off with another man soon. Chris Rock is an ordinary comedian doing his job. Only a fool will slap a comedian for making a harmless joke.
Will Smith should be praised for defending someone else's girl.


@liljo said
Everybody thinks they're bulletproof. Online.
I've been shot four times. .22, .223, 7.62 and 12 gauge. The 22 and 223 both hit me at a good ( for me ) angle, tore out some skin, but never lodged, ricochetted away, the AK went straight though my arm, severed an artery, bled to death. They brought me back to life. The 12 gauge was rock salt, stealing watermelons.
One time a cop asked me if I'd ever been shot. I said 4x. He said it really hurts huh. No, I was lucky, the AK did hurt afterwards, they had to remove some bicep, and that area was sore.
I've been stabbed before, cut, blown up twice. It's not fun.



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Well, if you “read between the lines” I’d say early on.🤔


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At 18 I was prescribed bifocals

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@gambrel said
At 18 I was prescribed bifocals
I was a late starter, well later than you…22.👍🤓

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Don't cry on our shoulders because you can't fight. 😛 🙂

-VR


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You can call me Suzianne.

In other words, you can keep MY name out of your f---ing mouth.


Can you take THAT joke?


@gambrel said
I've been shot four times. .22, .223, 7.62 and 12 gauge. The 22 and 223 both hit me at a good ( for me ) angle, tore out some skin, but never lodged, ricochetted away, the AK went straight though my arm, severed an artery, bled to death. They brought me back to life. The 12 gauge was rock salt, stealing watermelons.
One time a cop asked me if I'd ever been shot. I said 4x. H ...[text shortened]... e some bicep, and that area was sore.
I've been stabbed before, cut, blown up twice. It's not fun.
Not commenting on this because there are children about who won't let me forget anything I say.

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