Originally posted by catfoodtim"Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light, is the ruler of Heck (for sinners whose transgressions aren't serious enough for Hell). He pops up about once a year to impose mild sanctions for mild sins. For example, once he punished Dilbert by making him eat lunch with the accountants."
So mild buggery with a red hot poker instead of eternal damnation.
Hopefully a break for tea and scones in between?
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/the_characters/html/character4.html