Words Momma Said...

* We're planning two weeks at the cottage in Dennisport, Cape Cod, again this summer for our family vacation... how does that sound?




*In unison, " YEAH. When do we go?"*

Read some of this thread to Mom last night. Oh, did she laugh. Then reminded me of one I'd forgotten. Promised her I'd post it today...



* "You clean your mouth up or I'll do it for you with soap."




Note: Disliked Lava (black) but did acquire a taste for (red) Lifebuoy.

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Originally posted by Mimor
"Knock it off or I'll give you something to cry about."

* No child of mine is wearing that out. Upstairs you go and put on some "real" clothes.

"Stop bleeding all over my freshly washed carpet!"

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ah, you were raised on a dairy farm. 😕

Momma said "don't call Frank a F***ot, or you'll get banned for three days" 😛

* Please remember to flush, put the seat down and wash your hands. Basic manners are all about being considerate of other people."

You have no ass for tight jeans

* Yes, you have to wear your mittens and scarf.


* The answer is no, not now, maybe later... take your pick.


* Be sure to wash good behind your ears.

* Who used the toilet paper last?

* You did what... to whom... and from where was he bleeding?



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Don't ever knock out your brother again. This time I mean it. 😀

I don't care what's on your report card but did you get one?????

* Bob, did you go to the drugstore today to get something for your cold? Be sure to drink plenty of citrus juice

and take extra Vitamin C. Hope your broken internet situation gets fixed. You must miss your chess friends.




-Mom (90 1/2 years young) on her call this past Saturday evening.