Words Momma Said...

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

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12 Feb 09 22:14

Scotty70

Opportunistic

Always working

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23 Feb 09 20:49

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
* Bob, did you go to the drugstore today to get something for your cold? Be sure to drink plenty of citrus juice

and take extra Vitamin C. Hope your broken internet situation gets fixed. You must miss your chess friends.

-Mom (90 1/2 years young) on her call this past Saturday evening.

"You'll have half an ass before you end up in jail"

(I was a badass little kid that got frequent spankings)

uzless

The So Fist

Voice of Reason

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23 Feb 09 21:20

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Words Momma Said...

* Play nice with your brothers.

* Wash your hands good first.

* More veggies before dessert.

😀

* son, you're what happens when mommy gets drunk on amateur night at the biker bar

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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Moves: 43012

24 Feb 09 16:30

* Where is their commonsense? I'd teach them a thing or two, if I were president, beginning with the meaning of the little word 'NO'.

(Just last night, while discussing the news of the day and the general confusion and bureaucratic mega mess in Washington.)

😀

ale1552

rural North Dakota

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25 Feb 09 03:17

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
* Where is their commonsense? I'd teach them a thing or two, if I were president, beginning with the meaning of the little word 'NO'.

(Just last night, while discussing the news of the day and the general confusion and bureaucratic mega mess in Washington.)

😀

You have a smart mama!

YEAH BOY

Madison Square Garde

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25 Feb 09 03:26

My mama says " Thank God Obama is in the White House and all the nitwits sre gone"

Sicilian Smaug

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25 Feb 09 09:16

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Grampy Bobby

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25 Feb 09 19:24

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* You eating good and sleeping well?

Great Big Stees

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25 Feb 09 19:34

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
* You eating good and sleeping well?

* You made your bed....now sleep in it.

Mimor

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25 Feb 09 19:51

"You're just like your father".

uzless

The So Fist

Voice of Reason

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25 Feb 09 20:11

*Momma said knock you out

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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25 Feb 09 20:26

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Kiddlingly at the conclusion of her call last night...

* "This is the only me you got."

Note: Swear to you on a Bible that when I heard the words, "... YOU GOT" thought I had misdialed and was in conversation with Phlab.

😀

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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26 Feb 09 14:32

... and, tell me again, just where did you get this book of matches?