Originally posted by darvlayJust last week, huh? 😉 Take two aspirin and you'll touch the ground eventually.
For me, it was a girl named Heather in first year university. I was so bored that I actually faked it. I'm pretty sure I didn't fool anyone though. Good thing we were both high on drugs and alcohol.
Originally posted by darvlayTwo sundays ago.
For me, it was a girl named Heather in first year university. I was so bored that I actually faked it. I'm pretty sure I didn't fool anyone though. Good thing we were both high on drugs and alcohol.
Was really pissed she went on top, told her to get off because I needed to sleep.
Originally posted by darvlayYou're doing a good job of trying to fool us that you actually had sex. With a girl. Who was alive.
For me, it was a girl named Heather in first year university. I was so bored that I actually faked it. I'm pretty sure I didn't fool anyone though. Good thing we were both high on drugs and alcohol.
Originally posted by Vladamir no1Whoa, hey! Maybe you should focus more on the game instead of fiddling around with your bishop, Vladamir.
All the girls from RHP, terrible foreplay skills, terrible.....
Do the girls have a clan?
I don't know how I'm ever going to handle all of you boys on my own.
I'll tell you my own little horror story: I was in the USAF and had what is known as CQ duty, man the phones till 1 AM or something. Thats when I get off duty, not having to show up till the next day, so its like an extra day off, maybe a half day. Anyway, I am there manning the phones and get this phone call. I am in Denver, BTW, Lowry AFB, an electronics training base, might not even be there any more, but here is the sexiest voice my young butt ever heard on the phone:
"Hi" Throaty sex dripping out the line, "I'm Charlotte" I start shaking, answers in shaky voice, h,hi,hhi, I,,,,m mm Ddon" "well Don, why don't you come over after you get off CQ duty"? I should have known something was up right there, she KNEW it was the CQ phone, she had been there before. Of course that was the last thing on MY mind, you can be sure. Getting a woodie, I gets the address, when the duty was over, I catch a cab over to her place. Its in the back of this large house, a separate apartment with an external staircase just for that apartment. Its dark of course, I start up the stairs and see a light bulb lit up in the porch. Then I am watching the steps and not noticing but when I looked up again, the light was gone. I am thinking she turned out the light for effect. WRONG. It turned out to be HER.
She was SO FAT SHE BLOCKED THE ENTIRE DOORWAY! I am going to myself, OMG, what have I gotten into? So I go on in and we sit down on this couch which was noticably dipped in the spot she usually sits one and that wasn't the worse part. The worse part is she hadn't taken a shower in maybe a week or two, maybe she was Amish or something. She smelled like a rotten pig. I sat there for, oh, about ten seconds, and then go, JESUS, I forgot, I have another duty call and ran out of the room, down the steps as fast as my 21 year old self could take me, the hell away from there!
Originally posted by sonhouseBut that's the worst action you almost had. What's the worst you had?
I'll tell you my own little horror story: I was in the USAF and had what is known as CQ duty, man the phones till 1 AM or something. Thats when I get off duty, not having to show up till the next day, so its like an extra day off, maybe a half day. Anyway, I am there manning the phones and get this phone call. I am in Denver, BTW, Lowry AFB, an electronics ...[text shortened]... wn the steps as fast as my 21 year old self could take me, the hell away from there!