Originally posted by darvlayA messed up girl named Christian from a little town outside of Toronto. She was useless in bed. I've 'worked things out' by myself better than she performed. Still I kept at it trying to pull the old 'bait and switch' with her hot roomate... never sealed the deal unfortunately.
For me, it was a girl named Heather in first year university. I was so bored that I actually faked it. I'm pretty sure I didn't fool anyone though. Good thing we were both high on drugs and alcohol.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate.
A messed up girl named Christian from a little town outside of Toronto. She was useless in bed. I've 'worked things out' by myself better than she performed. Still I kept at it trying to pull the old 'bait and switch' with her hot roomate... never sealed the deal unfortunately.
I was sat in a bus yesterday, at the back with the girl I was travelling to Bangkok with and three others.
One of them showed me a video of his girlfriend (who was sat beside him) "helping" a randy dog.
Now, as I've stated previously in a post on bestiality, I have no problems with people acting deviantly in the privacy of their neverland ranches, but to actually share it with me... I dunno...
Anyway, she was well proud of her accomplishments, saying things like: "Two times. It came two times." And he was equally proud of his girlfriend's abilities.
This just seemed like the thread to share this in...
Originally posted by maa47you are not the only one who wants almost every man to shut up or die.
Whoa, hey! Maybe you should focus more on the game instead of fiddling around with your bishop, Vladamir.
Do the girls have a clan?
I don't know how I'm ever going to handle all of you boys on my own.
Holy Grand Tetons, another female!
Zelinda - 'Shut up or die,' is a bit harsh. You're young and that is quite a nasty view of guys. They can be useful, you know. I kind of like a guy to mumble with a mouthful...sorry, deviating from the topic.
Right - I wonder what those women thought of you guys. Surely it wasn't flattering.
Girl at uni. Pretty hot. Seemed to like me for some reason. I had been going out with a girl "back home" at the time.
By the start of my third year I'd just split up with girl back home. Uni girl came round. I was very drunk and upset. Anyway, incapable of sex. Fell asleep together. Woke up in the middle of the night finally ready for sex. Actually woke her up so I could have my wicked way. Zero foreplay. Still drunk.
Very, very, bad.
Originally posted by dottewell"...Zero foreplay?...Drunk? ...Waking her up for sex? ...Still drunk? ...Having my wicked way?
Girl at uni. Pretty hot. Seemed to like me for some reason. I had been going out with a girl "back home" at the time.
By the start of my third year I'd just split up with girl back home. Uni girl came round. I was very drunk and upset. Anyway, incapable of sex. Fell asleep together. Woke up in the middle of the night finally ready for sex. Actually woke her up so I could have my wicked way. Zero foreplay. Still drunk.
Very, very, bad.
...Very, very bad?
I presume you are still drunk now and mistyped the phrase "perfect one night stand" with "very, very bad."??😲
