Originally posted by Chess MooseI'm pretty sure the perfect one-night stand doesn't include thinking (and thinking about saying) "this is going very, very badly indeed" during the act itself.
"...Zero foreplay?...Drunk? ...Waking her up for sex? ...Still drunk? ...Having my wicked way?
...Very, very bad?
I presume you are still drunk now and mistyped the phrase "perfect one night stand" with "very, very bad."??😲
Well a pretty bad one I had was a girl I only slept with because she kept getting me drunk/stoned.
She was a stupid crusty hippy (but actually pretty clean apart from her dreadlocks).
Anyway, she came remarkably easily, but when it happened she just froze, like she'd been shot in the forehead, for about two minutes.
She couldn't even talk!
Then just as things got going again she would do the same thing!
Originally posted by VargSounds like some form of epilepsy. You should have stuck around for the seizures, they're a blast during sex!
Well a pretty bad one I had was a girl I only slept with because she kept getting me drunk/stoned.
She was a stupid crusty hippy (but actually pretty clean apart from her dreadlocks).
Anyway, she came remarkably easily, but when it happened she just froze, like she'd been shot in the forehead, for about two minutes.
She couldn't even talk!
Then just as things got going again she would do the same thing!
Originally posted by dottewellat what point in the post did it say that "this is going very very badly indeed" was thought or indeed mentioned during the night?
I'm pretty sure the perfect one-night stand doesn't include thinking (and thinking about saying) "this is going very, very badly indeed" during the act itself.
Originally posted by VargDid this stupid crusty dreadlocked hippy say 'Baa Baa...'?
Well a pretty bad one I had was a girl I only slept with because she kept getting me drunk/stoned.
She was a stupid crusty hippy (but actually pretty clean apart from her dreadlocks).
Anyway, she came remarkably easily, but when it happened she just froze, like she'd been shot in the forehead, for about two minutes.
She couldn't even talk!
Then just as things got going again she would do the same thing!
