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once got a friend to text her and let her know, i would have text her myself but didnt think she was worth 12p

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1. "Sorry honey, but your sister and I are in love."

2. "Sorry honey, but your mother and I are in love."

3. "Sorry honey, but your father and I are in love."

4. Sorry honey, but your dog and I are in love."

5. Sorry honey, but I have to go overseas. In Europe they want to study my rare type of VD."

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
once got a friend to text her and let her know, i would have text her myself but didnt think she was worth 12p
I'm not gay but I'll learn.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
once got a friend to text her and let her know, i would have text her myself but didnt think she was worth 12p
I'd say OJ's probably got you beat.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'd say OJ's probably got you beat.
Rec'd! 😵

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Ones I have heard:

Sorry, but my other boyfriend and I are in love. 😲
Sorry, but my 2 other boyfriends and I are in love. 😲 !!!
Sorry, but my lesbian lover, my boyfriend, and I, are all in love. -.- !!!!! [better be a joke, in which case that is not funny]
Sorry, but your best friend, a boyfriend I have that neither of you know about and I are in love. ..... [slap]
Sorry, but my husband and I are in love. !!!!!!!! [that better be a joke as well]

That's all the significant ones I can remember for now.

-K

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but then, is there a good way?

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
but then, is there a good way?
I guess there is no good way, but for me the worst is not telling the other at all. I've had girl friends just disappear, move away, vanish, without telling me anything at all. I tell you, it's not a nice feeling arriving at her place for a date only to be told that she no longer lives there.

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Depends if shes a stalker or not?

If you have seen her for a while or she has treated you with respect then a phone call or a letter is fair.

If however she is a stalker i.e follows you around when your out with your friends drinking or she changes the subject when you try to tell her something there only one way to get rid and thats to tell her to fu** off - tends to work!

good luck



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Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
I guess there is no good way, but for me the worst is not telling the other at all. I've had girl friends just disappear, move away, vanish, without telling me anything at all. I tell you, it's not a nice feeling arriving at her place for a date only to be told that she no longer lives there.
That's awful.

I dumped a guy really nicelly (I thought it was a nice way anyway) I told him I'd had fun but I could tell it wasn't going to go any where and I wished him well.

I haven't ever been dumped but it can't be a nice thing. I've had mutual break ups where we both agreed that our futures were going different ways, and that's hard enough.

Edit- on second thouht perhaps that was me dumping them 😕 Oh well it's long ago now.

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What would make life easier is if you had a partner you live have a family with and someone you just s*ag lol

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Originally posted by greenphantom
What would make life easier is if you had a partner you live have a family with and someone you just s*ag lol

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..yeah sure- till your FB comes to your house to dump ya.

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Well its case of as my gran says " dont let you left hand know what your right hand is doing" lol 😉

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
but then, is there a good way?
In the movie Trainspotting, when Spud loosed his bowels in his sleep. I think that is an awesome way to split up.

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Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
I guess there is no good way, but for me the worst is not telling the other at all. I've had girl friends just disappear, move away, vanish, without telling me anything at all. I tell you, it's not a nice feeling arriving at her place for a date only to be told that she no longer lives there.
does this happen a lot to you?