Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateIt is quite obvious to me that the lobotomy didn't work out well for you. 😛
Would you rather have just your eyebrows waxed off or the rest of your body hair removed by a method of your choosing.
Again I can't be bothered with asking a question. 😉
-VR
Originally posted by @very-rustySo waxing your eyebrows then? A fine choice.
It is quite obvious to me that the lobotomy didn't work out well for you. 😛
Again I can't be bothered with asking a question. 😉
-VR
Would you rather be beaten mercilessly with a large cod or wear the cast off, vomit and excrement covered clothes of a homeless man for a day?
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateI'm going with the beaten mercilessly option.
So waxing your eyebrows then? A fine choice.
Would you rather be beaten mercilessly with a large cod or wear the cast off, vomit and excrement covered clothes of a homeless man for a day?
Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length or a hemorrhoid the size of a baby's fist?
Originally posted by @mudfingerhours is not a suitable measurement of length...
Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length
judges???
Originally posted by @mudfingerGood for you, most people can't deal with a really committed beating. The trick is to pace yourself and layer pain systematically.
I'm going with the beaten mercilessly option.
Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length or a hemorrhoid the size of a baby's fist?
I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.
Would you rather eat a bag full of moose dong (fresh) or attend every democratic national convention from now until you kick the bucket.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecatePlease define "fresh" moose dong.
Good for you, most people can't deal with a really committed beating. The trick is to pace yourself and layer pain systematically.
I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.
Would you rather eat a bag full of moose dong (fresh) or attend every democratic national convention from now until you kick the bucket.
Fresh as in packaging date?
Fresh as in still attached to the moose?
Fresh as in the moose is still alive and healthy?
I am faithfully,
Awaiting your reply.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateNot surprising at all as you most likely get lots of practice! 😛
I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.
-VR
Originally posted by @mudfingerFreshly harvested at the root.
Please define "fresh" moose dong.
Fresh as in packaging date?
Fresh as in still attached to the moose?
Fresh as in the moose is still alive and healthy?
I am faithfully,
Awaiting your reply.
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateDefinately defiled clothes!! There's a lot to be leaarned by stepping into anothers 'shoes' .......... Whats worse?Paper or Plastic? or worse still... taking the morning bus or taking Aeroflot (Russia airlines) ? Or, Couples who insist on long passionate tounge kissing in the most busiest public place or a menial cash register operator in a large supermarket who wont let you off 5cents?
So waxing your eyebrows then? A fine choice.
Would you rather be beaten mercilessly with a large cod or wear the cast off, vomit and excrement covered clothes of a homeless man for a day?
Originally posted by @mudfingerDid he mean physically beaten? Oh. ok
I'm going with the beaten mercilessly option.
Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length or a hemorrhoid the size of a baby's fist?
Originally posted by @very-rustyLol. Show me a man who doesn't and I'll show you a liar!!
Not surprising at all as you most likely get lots of practice! 😛
-VR
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecateNice!
Freshly harvested at the root.
Ya, serve up the dong. I'm not terribly patient when it comes to politics.
Would you rather indulge in the practice of cutting, in public, or have the inside of your bottom lip tattooed with an image of a fat chick?
Originally posted by @hand-of-hecatehow big is the bag?
Good for you, most people can't deal with a really committed beating. The trick is to pace yourself and layer pain systematically.
I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.
Would you rather eat a bag full of moose dong (fresh) or attend every democratic national convention from now until you kick the bucket.
never mind
I'll eat the dong
would you rather run through the halls of congress buck naked
or watch Trump taking a dump?
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Originally posted by @lemondropGood question. I have to admit I immediately signed up to watch Trump take a dump. I imagine this to be an unnecessarily complicated affair in which he blames others for the grunting, farting and painful turd expulsion. I'm assuming that he'll be wearing a MAGA hat a his Amercan Flag boxers will have been defiled beyond measure.
how big is the bag?
never mind
I'll eat the dong
would you rather run through the halls of congress buck naked
or watch Trump taking a dump?
Would you rather watch Trump take a dump or make love to Hilary Clinton.