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  1. Playing with matches
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    03 Sep '18 03:381 edit
    For example, "Where's your smallest coffin?"
  2. Standard memberHandyAndy
    Read a book!
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    18031
    03 Sep '18 03:59
    There's no more beer.
  3. trifling fingerprint
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    03 Sep '18 04:38
    I don’t like Mondays
  4. Joined
    29 Dec '08
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    03 Sep '18 04:47
    "Goodbye."

    "No!"

    <Silence>

    "NOOOOO!"
  5. Subscribercoquette
    Already mated
    Omaha, Nebraska, USA
    Joined
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    1037979
    03 Sep '18 05:11
    Would you please . . . No?
  6. Standard memberkaroly aczel
    The Axe man
    Brisbane,QLD
    Joined
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    03 Sep '18 05:19
    F*** my life Tracy
  7. Standard memberkaroly aczel
    The Axe man
    Brisbane,QLD
    Joined
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    03 Sep '18 05:21
    "Despacito!" said ol' donkey
  8. Joined
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    03 Sep '18 06:43
    I started a joke
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
    Hero of the masses
    in London
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    03 Sep '18 06:49
    Hope gone, he jumped.
  10. Joined
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    03 Sep '18 07:07
    The tumor is malignant.
  11. Gothenburg
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    15106
    03 Sep '18 07:24
    No more happy endings.
  12. Joined
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    03 Sep '18 10:06
    I am still alive.
  13. Joined
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    03 Sep '18 10:101 edit
    That milk has soured.
  14. Joined
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    03 Sep '18 12:13
    Originally posted by @wolfe63
    That milk has soured.
    You killed my dog?😳
  15. Gothenburg
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    03 Sep '18 12:161 edit
    She killed my husband!
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