Write a sad story in 4 words.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
No ticket money anyway. 🙄

Hopping trains, amputates legs.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Hopping trains, amputates legs.

War, truly is deadly.

ebola will liquify you...

Originally posted by @rookie54
ebola will liquify you...

Whiskey...the devil's potion.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
No ticket money anyway. 🙄

Tonight, sleep alone again.

Originally posted by @js357
Tonight, sleep alone again.

I misplaced my Viagra.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
I misplaced my Viagra.

A great tragedy indeed.

Originally posted by @torunn
A great tragedy indeed.

I cried and cried. 😢

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
I cried and cried. 😢

She cried and cried.

Originally posted by @torunn
She cried and cried.

She was grief stricken. 😲 😛

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Hopping trains, amputates legs.

Mexica train of death

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Whiskey...the devil's potion.

No whiskey for you!

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
She was grief stricken. 😲 😛

She watched some pr0n (well, it's not a totally sad story...)

No collusion, witch hunt!

What my boss said