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Writing Children's Books a step back?

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Originally posted by reader1107
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Hi mum! What's up?

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Originally posted by stocken
Hi mum! What's up?
Nice to be back in my own place with my car -- vacations are great but stressful. Teachers go back next Tuesday, so I have to get a lot of playing and random acts of nothingness in.

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Originally posted by stocken
Yeah, I thought so too. How incredibly embarrassing to find out it's not. 😳 I actually thought they all loved me. Oh, Bob! I just want to die now. :'(😳
Come to our clique-nique and have some porridge and milk. I am sure that will make you feel better. You'll become part of the axis of evil, though.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Come to our clique-nique and have some porridge and milk. I am sure that will make you feel better. You'll become part of the axis of evil, though.
Yeah, that still floors me. I might have three nasty posts in my whole posting history, but that makes me evil. Or the judge illiterate. Oh, well.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Come to our clique-nique and have some porridge and milk. I am sure that will make you feel better.
You'll become part of the axis of evil, though.
Hmm, .... The axis of evil.

Sounds like this could be your new PFC Clanname.

Wolfs in sheep (teletubbies) clothes. 😞

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Hmm, .... The axis of evil.

Sounds like this could be your new PFC Clanname.
I don't think we can have an Axis of Evil Clique and an Axis of Evil Clan. Too confusing.

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I was looking in the book section at a store the other day and saw children's book called "Walter the Farting Dog." It's about a dog rescued from the pound that has a gas problem. What kind of kid's book is that?!

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Originally posted by masscat
What kind of kid's book is that?!
A funny one.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I have a cross dressing friend who really wants to be an author. (S)He had real trouble getting his fiction/drama books published.

He has had offers from the people who read his books to do children's books, as they think he'd be more suitable to writing those. He feels that "only the most desperate of the desperate" will stoop to those levels, writing ...[text shortened]... oducts, and pay for the final stage of the procedure? My friend needs advice quick.

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Rag,

I am glad that I am not alone. I have recently tried to write a childrens book for my son William Robert. I called it “Leg trapping, snaring and skinning small game for children” William is 5 now and is pretty excited about the book and sleeps with it.

Do you think I should try and get it published?

I did not have any success with my book called “Leg trapping, snaring and skinning small game for adults”. After that failure I am a little apprehensive to even talk to a publisher anymore.

God Bless

RTh

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Come to our clique-nique and have some porridge and milk. I am sure that will make you feel better. You'll become part of the axis of evil, though.
really? yay!!!

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Originally posted by masscat
I was looking in the book section at a store the other day and saw children's book called "Walter the Farting Dog." It's about a dog rescued from the pound that has a gas problem. What kind of kid's book is that?!
I like that book. I can relate, if you know what i mean. 😉

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Originally posted by masscat
I was looking in the book section at a store the other day and saw children's book called "Walter the Farting Dog." It's about a dog rescued from the pound that has a gas problem. What kind of kid's book is that?!
One that teaches them about farts. What's wrong with that?

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I have a cross dressing friend who really wants to be an author. (S)He had real trouble getting his fiction/drama books published.

He has had offers from the people who read his books to do children's books, as they think he'd be more suitable to writing those. He feels that "only the most desperate of the desperate" will stoop to those levels, writing ...[text shortened]... oducts, and pay for the final stage of the procedure? My friend needs advice quick.

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At least your "friend" does not have an obsession with children!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
At least your "friend" does not have an obsession with children!
O.. k..

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Hmm, .... The axis of evil.

Sounds like this could be your new PFC Clanname.

Wolfs in sheep (teletubbies) clothes. 😞
No, cuz I'm not in the clan. I've only been in the teacher's clan. That's more of an axis of chalk.