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XBLA chess w/video chat!

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This Wednesday's Xbox Live content release will include Spyglass board games, one of which is chess.

Essentially, you can play chess in real time with an opponent over Xbox live, and it works with the Xbox Live Vision camera.

You can see the squalor of your opponent's living room: the stacked pizza boxes, the rat cowering in the corner, and that stuff on the plate over there that you are to polite to ask about. You can watch your opponent ease their ponderous, sweaty bulk onto a sofa so stained that its original color is lost to time. See them manage their anxiety between moves by eating cake icing out of the can with a spoon, and washing it down (and down the front of their shirt) with a Big Gulp from 7-11 full of Fresca.

Who's with me? Let's run to the store and get one of them Xbox cameras now!

http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2007/07/30/this-week-on-xbla-marathon-and-spyglass-board-games/

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
This Wednesday's Xbox Live content release will include Spyglass board games, one of which is chess.

Essentially, you can play chess in real time with an opponent over Xbox live, and it works with the Xbox Live Vision camera.

You can see the squalor of your opponent's living room: the stacked pizza boxes, the rat cowering in the corner, and that s ...[text shortened]... http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2007/07/30/this-week-on-xbla-marathon-and-spyglass-board-games/
I so need to get that!

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..seems to me that he is describing his own room...

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
This Wednesday's Xbox Live content release will include Spyglass board games, one of which is chess.

Essentially, you can play chess in real time with an opponent over Xbox live, and it works with the Xbox Live Vision camera.

You can see the squalor of your opponent's living room: the stacked pizza boxes, the rat cowering in the corner, and that s ...[text shortened]... http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2007/07/30/this-week-on-xbla-marathon-and-spyglass-board-games/
That was a very big sterotype🙁

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..seems to me that he is describing his own room...
I'm at work, but you're only wrong about the rat. Turns out that's what's on the plate.

Mmmmm...Duncan-Hines....

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
I so need to get that!
You so should!

Chandler and Joey so got one and they so like it!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You so should!

Chandler and Joey got one and they so like it!
I know, I so need to tell my bf's!

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
I know, I so need to tell my bf's!
BFs + Xbox Live Vision = BFFs

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
I know, I so need to tell my bf's!
Boyfriends?

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
BFs + Xbox Live Vision = BFFs
BFFs=Best Friends Forever😕

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Boyfriends?
bestfriends

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
bestfriends
I think I was right.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I think I was right.
Sorry but I think you were wrong

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Originally posted by Dance Master MC
I so need to get that!
I'll bet folks could come up with all kinds of ways to distract opponents while waiting for a move. You might be able to get the clock to run out, if you stoop to things like:

-a puppet show with a Lambchop / Henrietta Pussycat theme
-your impression of Senor Wences and his various hand characters
-a series of offensive "yo mama" jokes
-a 2-minute rave, complete with strobes
-an extended nose-picking session

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Originally posted by blakbuzzrd
I'll bet folks could come up with all kinds of ways to distract opponents while waiting for a move. You might be able to get the clock to run out, if you stoop to things like:

-a puppet show with a Lambchop / Henrietta Pussycat theme
-your impression of Senor Wences and his various hand characters
-a series of offensive "yo mama" jokes
-a 2-minute rave, complete with strobes
-an extended nose-picking session
Or you could just bare your manberries like too many people have done on Uno. 🙁 (And yes, people are getting banned for that)

So, I wonder what the odds are that the top person/people on the Spyglass chess leaderboard will just be using chess engines to get there...

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