28 Sep 09
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But what if a part of being friends with someone is the ability to diss each other's mommas? I mean, if a friend said to me, 'Your momma so fat, her cereal bowl has its own lifeguard!', I'd thank my friend for making me laugh and then tell him his momma's so dumb, she thinks she lives at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. And then he'd laugh and thank me. Who wouldn't want a friend like that?
28 Sep 09
Originally posted by Fleabittenarrh sure, a freind who makes you laugh is a freind indeed.
But what if a part of being friends with someone is the ability to diss each other's mommas? I mean, if a friend said to me, 'Your momma so fat, her cereal bowl has its own lifeguard!', I'd thank my friend for making me laugh and then tell him his momma's so dumb, she thinks she lives at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. And then he'd laugh and thank me. Who wouldn't want a friend like that?
28 Sep 09
Originally posted by FleabittenMy momma's children (especially the first born of four boys) were so ugly
But what if a part of being friends with someone is the ability to diss each other's mommas? I mean, if a friend said to me, 'Your momma so fat, her cereal bowl has its own lifeguard!', I'd thank my friend for making me laugh and then tell him his momma's so dumb, she thinks she lives at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. And then he'd laugh and thank me. Who wouldn't want a friend like that?
old gravel voice Dr. Crowley gave her, instead of us, a whack on the ass.
29 Sep 09
Originally posted by Ice ColdNot at all, but did live well on his residential estate and enjoyed his unfiltered Chesterfield
Was this Crowley a portly man?? 😕
Kings and Old Crow Whiskey. First real job at the age of 14 (after mowing grass, newspaper
routes, caddying, odd jobs) was at the local Pharmacy (Ice Cream Fountain/ Liquor Shop).
Kind Doctor Crowley usually came in for his personal supplies nightly between 8-9;00 pm.