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Mine: "Unavailable just now. Please leave a message, if you would, after the tone... and thanks for your call."




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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Your Answering System Greeting



Mine: "Unavailable just now. Please leave a message, if you would, after the tone... and thanks for your call."




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"...(dah, dah dah DAH DAH!!) Believe it or not, George isn't at home, so leave a messaaaaaaage at the beep...I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone...wheeeeere could I beeeeee? Believe it or not, I'm not home!"

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Your Answering System Greeting



Mine: "Unavailable just now. Please leave a message, if you would, after the tone... and thanks for your call."




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Hi, this is Phil. If this is Grampy Bobby, SLAG OFF!~

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"hello, you have reached the sixth sense detective agency... we know who you are... we know why you're calling... we will get to it right away... please hang up..."



rookie

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I use the standard message that came with the phone. I like the anonymous computer voice.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I use the standard message that came with the phone. I like the anonymous computer voice.
I did have kind of a cool message that I made at one time. It was the standard message, "We're not home right now, but if you leave a message...." I wrote out the entire message backwards, then read it that way and recorded it. Then I took the recording, played it backwards and saved it on the machine. The result was very strange sounding. Like the voice of the dancing dwarf from David Lynch's Twin Peaks.

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Stephen Hawking is my secretary.

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Originally posted by PBE6
"...(dah, dah dah DAH DAH!!) Believe it or not, George isn't at home, so leave a messaaaaaaage at the beep...I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone...wheeeeere could I beeeeee? Believe it or not, I'm not home!"
That's gold, Jerry, gold!

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hello......*pause*....hello.....oh how are you?......that's good, can you hand on a minute?.....*pause*....hello...actually i'm really busy at the moment can you leave a message after the....

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Hi, you've reached the...wait you called so you know who this is. Leave a message at the tone and if you're someone we want to get back to we will...If you're the bank we've moved.

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I don't know what my voice mail message is. I do know that you can listen to music while you're waiting for me to answer the phone.

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Originally posted by trev33
hello......*pause*....hello.....oh how are you?......that's good, can you hand on a minute?.....*pause*....hello...actually i'm really busy at the moment can you leave a message after the....
God dammit, I hate you. Every now and then you get a douchebag who has this type of message.
I just shout obscenities until the nice lady tells me I can stop now.

"Hello? I can't hear you! Speak up! Hello?.................................Just leave a message after the tone."


Jesus.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Your Answering System Greeting



Mine: "Unavailable just now. Please leave a message, if you would, after the tone... and thanks for your call."




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I have a car phone. My message says, "Hi, I'm at home right now. When i'm out, i'll give you a call"

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Originally posted by Crowley
God dammit, I hate you. Every now and then you get a douchebag who has this type of message.
I just shout obscenities until the nice lady tells me I can stop now.

"Hello? I can't hear you! Speak up! Hello?.................................Just leave a message after the tone."


Jesus.
We are all part of the human race so if you hate someone it's like hating yourself.