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Originally posted by daniel58
We are all part of the human race so if you hate someone it's like hating yourself.
by the same logic, if you hate someone, it's like hating everyone. which is clearly false.

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Originally posted by daniel58
We are all part of the human race so if you hate someone it's like hating yourself.
That makes absolutely no sense. Belonging to the same genetic category as others is irrelevant. I don't like onions. Does that mean I don't like myself either, since onions and I both have cells?

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Originally posted by uzless
I have a car phone. My message says, "Hi, I'm at home right now. When i'm out, i'll give you a call"
I have live voicemail....I just tell you I will call you back later.

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I used to love it when those answering machine tapes first came out with clever stuff. I loved my first answering machine -- I could screen my calls for the first time!

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"Why? - Why, why why does everyone call me when I can't come to the phone? Oh well, you know the routine. Leave a message and I'll get back to you, - maybe!" (Beep!)

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Originally posted by AttilaTheHorn
"Why? - Why, why why does everyone call me when I can't come to the phone? Oh well, you know the routine. Leave a message and I'll get back to you, - maybe!" (Beep!)
Disconnect the webcam! I love call screening. If it's a bad time I just let it roll over to the message.

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"Hi, this is me. I'm probably at or near my phone and am just ignoring someone I don't want to talk to. Leave a message, and if I don't call back--it's you."

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Hello, you've reached the family refrigerator. The answering machine is temporarily out of service, but if you speak slowly and clearly enough, I may be able to write your message on a sticky note and post it to myself.

np

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lol mine is:

Hello? ... (lets other person say hi) ... haha you probably thought that was me. its the answer machine. leave a message. NOW.

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Originally posted by daniel58
We are all part of the human race so if you hate someone it's like hating yourself.
race is plural...someone is singular.

You can hate the individual but not the Group at the same time.


Try again.

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Hi this is jose i cant come to the phone right now because I'm either walking my dog, watching tv, learning the periodic table, or seeing a movie. ill give you a call when im done. bye

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Originally posted by uzless
race is plural...someone is singular.

You can hate the individual but not the Group at the same time.


Try again.
.....but hate is plural and yourself is the other thing, so you can hate someone and also not hate,,,,,,wait a minute......anyone?

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by jman566
Hi this is jose i cant come to the phone right now because I'm either walking my dog, watching tv, learning the periodic table, or seeing a movie. ill give you a call when im done. bye
~ Jman566: One honest man amid a multitude of well intentioned robots, assorted jokesters and half honest scoundrels.



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'I am not available at the moment. Leave a message with your name, number, and a brief explanation of what is the matter you would like to discuss with me. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

It's top 5 among History's Most Boring Messages.

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Originally posted by Seitse
'I am not available at the moment. Leave a message with your name, number, and a brief explanation of what is the matter you would like to discuss with me. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

It's top 5 among History's Most Boring Messages.
Make that two honest men!


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