Your Answering System Greeting

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

General

22 Jul 09 16:11

Frogspondence

Joined: 24 Jul 09
Moves: 630

28 Jul 09 19:58

"We're sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary, please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

28 Jul 09 22:36

"Hi. Sorry I could not answer, I probably didn't realize the ringing in my ears is just my phone. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."

diver

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 123649

28 Jul 09 22:44

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daniel58

Joined: 17 Jun 09
Moves: 1538

28 Jul 09 23:30

Originally posted by Blackamp
by the same logic, if you hate someone, it's like hating everyone. which is clearly false.

How is that false? Look at humankind as a circle, there is no way to come into or leave a circle, you cannot divide a circle, so if you hate one part of a circle then you hate the circle.

FreakyKBH

Unknown Territories

Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

29 Jul 09 01:31

Originally posted by pawnhandler
That makes absolutely no sense. Belonging to the same genetic category as others is irrelevant. I don't like onions. Does that mean I don't like myself either, since onions and I both have cells?

Ogres are like onions...

RayRo1565

El Pagano

Bronx, New York

Joined: 26 Nov 07
Moves: 145439

29 Jul 09 23:03

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Best one I ever heard was my boss's son. My boss calls him up and has him on speaker, cause we where planning to go out to a ballgame or something and wanted to ask if he was interested. Anyways, this kid's message comes on, a very sexy sounding female moaning like mad. "OH JASON, OH JASON! AH! AH! AH!" I'm talking hardcore porn quality. Then the kid comes on in a very smooth voice, "Hi, as you can tell, I'm extremely busy at the moment. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can!" Followed by more moaning before the peep. My boss was just looking at the phone in sheer disbelief! I tell you, the look on his face was priceless!

MCA

TokerSmurf

Bonnie Scotland

Joined: 16 Jun 04
Moves: 15683

29 Jul 09 23:28

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Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
Best one I ever heard was my boss's son. My boss calls him up and has him on speaker, cause we where planning to go out to a ballgame or something and wanted to ask if he was interested. Anyways, this kid's message comes on, a very sexy sounding female moaning like mad. "OH JASON, OH JASON! AH! AH! AH!" I'm talking hardcore porn quality. Then the kid come ooking at the phone in sheer disbelief! I tell you, the look on his face was priceless!

that is similar to one I used to have:

"Sorry the wife and I are too busy to come to the phone right now but leave a message and we will call you back when we are finished" 😉

i think the best one i have heard was:

"sorry im not picking up the phone because i am trying to ignore someone - leave a message and i will call you back - if i dont call back then it is you im trying to ignore" lol

lausey

Milton Keynes, UK

Joined: 28 Jul 04
Moves: 85354

30 Jul 09 22:21

Originally posted by daniel58
How is that false? Look at humankind as a circle, there is no way to come into or leave a circle, you cannot divide a circle, so if you hate one part of a circle then you hate the circle.

Interesting "logic".

daniel58

Joined: 17 Jun 09
Moves: 1538

30 Jul 09 22:50

Originally posted by lausey
Interesting "logic".

Thank you.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

02 Aug 09 15:09

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Your Answering System Greeting

Mine: "Unavailable just now. Please leave a message, if you would, after the tone... and thanks for your call."

😉

World record for brevity: (Runner-up) "Smith."... (Winner) "What?!"

Note: Brusque last name greeting is common in business. Heard
both "Smith" and "What?!" this past week on residential phones.