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What would you do?

I would set my dogs after em' after a 5 minute head start.

Give them a fair chance, that's my motto.

RTh

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
What would you do?

I would set my dogs after em' after a 5 minute head start.

Give them a fair chance, that's my motto.

RTh
You'll find out soon enough!

😠

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
What would you do?

I would set my dogs after em' after a 5 minute head start.

Give them a fair chance, that's my motto.

RTh
That's so...humane.

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
What would you do?

I would set my dogs after em' after a 5 minute head start.

Give them a fair chance, that's my motto.

RTh
Lock him in my closet. Cut out his tongue, put out his eyes, cut off his balls and cock (cock first then one ball at a time). Cut off his limbs, one joint at a time. Last would be giving him to a gang of meth crazy gay rapists with AIDS.

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
What would you do?

I would set my dogs after em' after a 5 minute head start.

Give them a fair chance, that's my motto.

RTh
Divorcing her might be easier.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Divorcing her might be easier.
"If you ain't ever thought about where to hide the body, you ain't been in love." Chris Rock

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banish them to the furest planet that has no oxygen.

Failing that i would make them listen to every single eurovision song i have.

*evil laugh*

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Originally posted by kirksey957
"If you ain't ever thought about where to hide the body, you ain't been in love." Chris Rock
Pig farm. 😉

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I think the better question is disposal of the body.

Step 1: Freeze body
Step 2: Woodchipper (Like in Fargo)
Step 3: Collect remains and cremate
Step 4: Thoroughly wash chipper in bleach solution.
Step 5: Dismantle woodchipper
Step 7; Take cremains to construction site and add to quick setting concrete
Other option: take cremains and add to pig feed. Collect pig feces and flush in toilet. Clean toilet with a bleach solution.
Step 8: Return to contruction site and pee on concrete foundation.
Step 9: Take dismantled woodchipper to scrap metal salvage.
Step 10: Return to pigs. Have barbecue

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Originally posted by kirksey957
I think the better question is disposal of the body.

Step 1: Freeze body
Step 2: Woodchipper (Like in Fargo)
Step 3: Collect remains and cremate
Step 4: Thoroughly wash chipper in bleach solution.
Step 5: Dismantle woodchipper
Step 7; Take cremains to construction site and add to quick setting concrete
Other option: take cremains and ...[text shortened]... 9: Take dismantled woodchipper to scrap metal salvage.
Step 10: Return to pigs. Have barbecue
Originally posted by mokko
Pig farm. 😉

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Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
What would you do?

I would set my dogs after em' after a 5 minute head start.

Give them a fair chance, that's my motto.

RTh
I would hatch a deviously brilliant, poetic and ironic end for them, which mirrored their own actions which had lead to them becoming my enemy. Revenge is about closure, re-enacting that which wass opened can do a lot for peace of mind. Basically, I'd probably get in his way on an escalator with one of those annoying trolley cases when he's late for work and then fail to apologise, see how he likes it!

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I think I'd probably re-enact Ira Gaines' "Well, y'know, Rick, there's no such thing as sorta dead, you're either dead or you're not - here, let me show you" speech from season one of 24.

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I will tie him to a chair in front of the TV and make him watch a few hours of Coronation Street.

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Small circular saw and a welding torch.
Cut and torch to avoid death by blood loss. Countless hours of fun.
Never forget to wait till the victim wakes up again and have fun for a week.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Lock him in my closet. Cut out his tongue, put out his eyes, cut off his balls and cock (cock first then one ball at a time). Cut off his limbs, one joint at a time. Last would be giving him to a gang of meth crazy gay rapists with AIDS.
Then l'd really want to hurt him....by giving him the red hot poker up the jacksie routine........never fails.

Lets get that furnace going! 😀